By anonymous - 04/05/2011 10:01 - Australia

Today, as I was walking back inside I noticed my mop leaning on the wall next to my door. I picked it up and started slow dancing with it, imagining it was the girl I'm in love with. I didn't notice my neighbours bunched up at their window laughing. FML
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ImInABox 6

Mops can't pick up people like Swiffer can. You must be quite a catch!

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ryankon518 3

So you actually love your mop? I guess you haven't heard of the new swiffer wetjet

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hihi1212 1

your the exact reason people created mental wards .... wow

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shamille 5

They were laughing at your footwork. You call that a foxtrot?

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AKlesbian907 0

should of smiled at them and bowed

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fastballbabe 0

I can't imagine how much of a casanova you are.

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aardvarkish 15

Good to whip it out and get some. Really give them a show they won't forget.

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angelsara91 0

throw the mop at them.

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missmaryb 0

That's awesome. Hopefully they a video they'll post on the internet.

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