Miscellaneous: Today, as I was walking back inside I noticed my mop leaning...

By anonymous - 04/05/2011 10:01 - Australia

Today, as I was walking back inside I noticed my mop leaning on the wall next to my door. I picked it up and started slow dancing with it, imagining it was the girl I'm in love with. I didn't notice my neighbours bunched up at their window laughing. FML

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By LovelySB - 21/04/2019 04:00

Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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By secret dancer - 16/08/2011 16:55 - Sweden

Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML

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The show must go on

By gabess - 04/01/2009 01:59 - France

Today, to amuse my girlfriend, I put on her sexy nightshirt and went out on the balcony for a smoke, all while shaking my booty about in front of her window. She laughed, until one of her neighbors shouted, "HELLO!" from the upper floor, grinning at the show. FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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By Crochocinco85 - 13/03/2014 11:59 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML

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A step too far

By Charlie - 08/09/2009 10:46 - Australia

Today, it was raining. I was out walking with my girlfriend, and decided it would be cute if we did a bit of dancing in the rain. As I was swinging her around, I swung her head against a lamp post. She broke up with me. FML

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By i see fat people - 07/12/2012 21:10 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML

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ImInABox 6

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:08

Mops can't pick up people like Swiffer can. You must be quite a catch!

ihasbrains 10

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:07

Romantic fool, lol.

Comments

wtfitzcali 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 22:44

15! facepalm duh

Krista835 5

Wednesday 4 May 2011 23:30

Say you're just practicing for a date you have later, problem solved :P

AndrewIsBored 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 23:58

haha I have never had romantic moments with a mop..I use my teddy bears MY OLD TEDDY BEARS, my sisters tedddy bears?

lextheplex 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 0:02

hahahha lame ass.. :)

shamille 5

Thursday 5 May 2011 0:35

Yeah, give us the deets.

kGoatly 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 0:35

That's just really cute :)

justysgirl 3

Thursday 5 May 2011 0:36

this reminds me of what happens in some movies ha

megz21 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 1:00

did u keep dancing? who cares if they were watching...

PoserDisposer 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 1:03

Then slap it and shoot it and bury it in your back yard.

LoveLife293 2

Thursday 5 May 2011 2:13

OPs neighbors r just stalking him...

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