Today, as I was walking back inside I noticed my mop leaning on the wall next to my door. I picked it up and started slow dancing with it, imagining it was the girl I'm in love with. I didn't notice my neighbours bunched up at their window laughing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
Today, I thought I was waving at my neighbor, who was also waving enthusiastically back. After smiling and gesturing, I realized she was actually cleaning her windows. I was flirting with Windex. FML
Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML
Today, to amuse my girlfriend, I put on her sexy nightshirt and went out on the balcony for a smoke, all while shaking my booty about in front of her window. She laughed, until one of her neighbors shouted, "HELLO!" from the upper floor, grinning at the show. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML
Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML
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Top comments
ImInABox 6
Mops can't pick up people like Swiffer can. You must be quite a catch!
ihasbrains 10
Romantic fool, lol.
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Comments (125)
xXSillyLoveXx 0
Someone's got jungle fever!
mzfoxy31 0
Now this is a funny but cute fml!!! hahaha
stevenmx86 8
Ydi weirdo lol
bootsie419 0
how rude
JesterMarcus 0
Straight guys don't dream of slow dancing with the woman of their dreams. Got something you wanna tell us?
InVenereVeritas 0
why is it that when a man does shows how he feels... even in this odd way :s they are labelled "gay" by other men? at least he is in love.
drako96 0
There's a middle ground between being an insensitive jerk and dancing with your mop daydreaming about your crush
aardvarkish 17
But you're better off being an insensitive jerk...
captainbj2 0
that is awesome dude....be proud you r a romantic at heart!
drako96 0
There's a typo he meant "the guy" i'm in love with.
grumpybarista 0
mancard...removed
Riemurasia 0
Aww, don't be embarrassed about that, you at least dare to be yourself instead of some sheep. You shouldn't even care about what the neighbours thought and should've just waved smiling back at them and continue dancing :D
drako96 0
I wouldn't follow the advice of someone who uses his cat's face as his avatar.
Riemurasia 0
Too bad I saw this comment after I changed my picture. But I change it depending on my mood and I don't mind people knowing I'm a girl who likes cats :)
perdix 31
It must have been hilarious when you started grabbing the mop's ass.
ciarakennedy 4
freak...
hihi1212 1
with ya girl!!
Eggcalm 0
Been there before