Today, as I was walking back inside I noticed my mop leaning on the wall next to my door. I picked it up and started slow dancing with it, imagining it was the girl I'm in love with. I didn't notice my neighbours bunched up at their window laughing. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
Today, I thought I was waving at my neighbor, who was also waving enthusiastically back. After smiling and gesturing, I realized she was actually cleaning her windows. I was flirting with Windex. FML
Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML
Today, to amuse my girlfriend, I put on her sexy nightshirt and went out on the balcony for a smoke, all while shaking my booty about in front of her window. She laughed, until one of her neighbors shouted, "HELLO!" from the upper floor, grinning at the show. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML
Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML
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Top comments
ImInABox 6
Mops can't pick up people like Swiffer can. You must be quite a catch!
ihasbrains 10
Romantic fool, lol.
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Comments (125)
HeartAndSoul2011 0
aww it sounded so cute if I saw you doing that I wouldn't be laughing at you and I'm bit being sarcastic :)
skittlemaster123 4
That is so sweet!(: who cares what your neighbors think? honestly its sweet that you care so much about her(:
gracetaylor 0
as long as you didn't kiss it! even funnier if you did!!
nateshannon1 4
yeah, i saw that television show too. it was funnier on t.v. tho
Aweh_Olivia 13
Wow, I've seen that in movies , but didn't know people actually did it
Aweh_Olivia 13
Wow, I've seen that in movies , but didn't know people actually did it
Shazam25 7
Nothing to be ashamed of. You're taking time for a little fun. More people should do that and maybe they'll be less bitchy about everything.
JmarChanology 20
29999 you deserved it- don't touch it!!!