Damn

By emm - 18/03/2011 16:11 - United States

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Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML
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Fuck harder, drive softer?(:

Show him then, fuck him hard enough to wreck him, then tell him to shut the hell up if he complains.

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haha wait did you do that purposely??

Your boyfriend's an ass but funny as hell lol

I disagree. 10 points to Boyfriendor!

11 for pikachu

0 for chubby dog.

wow, he tried to brighten up the mood, in a way...

OMG. he should be worried that you got rear-ended. call the cops for rape!!!

does op want to be rear ended shutout a car?

nope. not at all.

Lolololol at your picture! ^

Show him then, fuck him hard enough to wreck him, then tell him to shut the hell up if he complains.

why would he complain?

that's a problem solver! :D

because he would be "wrecked"... wouldn't you complain if you were "wrecked"

oh i see... ya i'll probably complain if i was wrecked

honestly when are guys not bragging complaining talking or just pure thinking about sex....

Nofat90---no fugly dudes.

can't argue with that logic!! :)

Fuck harder, drive softer?(:

you have to find a balance in life haha

This sounds like a sitcom. It could only be better if the other person in the accident is his mistress.

The Great Gatsby?

Wow.. what a jerk!

is that Lady GaGa in the pic??

come on calm down it was a joke geez and a pretty funny one at that

Maybe you start fucking a little harder? Problem solved.