Damn

By emm - 18/03/2011 16:11 - United States

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Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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Fuck harder, drive softer?(:

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Show him then, fuck him hard enough to wreck him, then tell him to shut the hell up if he complains.

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pwincessa23 1

indeed!

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TayonaC 10

haha wait did you do that purposely??

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phreshboi 1

but funny!

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hannah1203 2
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Your boyfriend's an ass but funny as hell lol

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tesuan 0
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I disagree. 10 points to Boyfriendor!

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tulsafml 0
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11 for pikachu

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jacob4848 4

0 for chubby dog.

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pwincessa23 1

what?

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mendozaale 0

wow, he tried to brighten up the mood, in a way...

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persianjr1 7

OMG. he should be worried that you got rear-ended. call the cops for rape!!!

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im2cool2fml 0
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does op want to be rear ended shutout a car?

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niquii 0

me gusta

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yohooooooo 5

nope. not at all.

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ipwnlosers 4
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Lolololol at your picture! ^

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Show him then, fuck him hard enough to wreck him, then tell him to shut the hell up if he complains.

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mendozaale 0

why would he complain?

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frygirl 0
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that's a problem solver! :D

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TayonaC 10

because he would be "wrecked"... wouldn't you complain if you were "wrecked"

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mendozaale 0

oh i see...

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mendozaale 0

oh i see... ya i'll probably complain if i was wrecked

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antsinmypants199 0

^^ aww ye :D

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nofatchicks90 0

win

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Brittaneyyy 0

honestly when are guys not bragging complaining talking or just pure thinking about sex....

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bannedforlife 0
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Nofat90---no fugly dudes.

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RandOmPhyXiO 5

haha

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frygirl 0
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can't argue with that logic!! :)

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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Fuck harder, drive softer?(:

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niquii 0

you have to find a balance in life haha

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testthecoal 5

This sounds like a sitcom. It could only be better if the other person in the accident is his mistress.

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OCDC 9

The Great Gatsby?

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ilovepoppa 0

Wow.. what a jerk!

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LittleMonsterSam 5

DUMP HIM NOW

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techweed 12
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is that Lady GaGa in the pic??

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Bobdoleomega 0
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come on calm down it was a joke geez and a pretty funny one at that

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mintcar 9

Maybe you start fucking a little harder? Problem solved.

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C6Racer 0

Indeed

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