Still alive though, so I'm calling that a win.

So, did your customer sympathize with you, or are you a "pussy" who won't be hired by that specific customer again?

First rule of working with electricity: TURN IT OFF! Congratulations on being the textbook case of why this is the first rule.

TBH you should not have been working on live wires. I know electricians do it all the time but you just proved why it's unsafe.

That is just incredibly shocking. I'm glad you woke up though.

Ohm, my god! Watt a revolting turn of current events. Why were you so amped up to resist hiring a qualified electrician?

Why the hell was the electricity still on if you were hooking up wires?

That’s actually terrifying. Glad you’re okay!

Well, at least you didn't get bumped into by a spider that was in all likelihood not going to bite you because spider venom is for predation, not defense, and wasting it can get them killed. So, that's a win, right?

You should’ve touched the live wires while letting the spider biting you. SPIDER MAN in real life. Or at least a “wannabe one”