FML : Today, while I was fitting a new fuse box, a giant spider tried to eat my fingers. As I pulled away, I touched the exposed wires. I woke up flat on my...

Today, while I was fitting a new fuse box, a giant spider tried to eat my fingers. As I pulled away, I touched the exposed wires. I woke up flat on my back to the customer slapping my face, burnt fingers, and bruises everywhere. I had also peed and shit myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 12 November 2018 12:00 /

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By Nico Noppe | 1

#7713890 - Thursday 25 October 2018 19:06

First rule of working with electricity: TURN IT OFF! Congratulations on being the textbook case of why this is the first rule.

By Sertorius | 5

#7713715 - Thursday 25 October 2018 12:04

Still alive though, so I'm calling that a win.

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By Sertorius | 5

#7713715 - Thursday 25 October 2018 12:04

Still alive though, so I'm calling that a win.

By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7713734 - Thursday 25 October 2018 12:51

So, did your customer sympathize with you, or are you a "pussy" who won't be hired by that specific customer again?

By Nico Noppe | 1

#7713890 - Thursday 25 October 2018 19:06

First rule of working with electricity: TURN IT OFF! Congratulations on being the textbook case of why this is the first rule.

2shack | 3

#7722270 - Monday 12 November 2018 18:32

A red seal electrician is permitted to work on live wires. So no, not a rule.

MATTY2512 | 15

#7722459 - Tuesday 13 November 2018 1:21

Doesn’t make it wise.

tounces7 | 24

#7722475 - Tuesday 13 November 2018 2:45

They were replacing the box itself. How would they turn the power off? Shut off the whole city?

By kendonmcb | 14

#7722170 - Monday 12 November 2018 12:54

But is the spider OK?

Seriously though, that is why you don't ever operate on live wires, unless you have the skills and equipment to do so, which you obviously don't.