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Still alive though, so I'm calling that a win.
So, did your customer sympathize with you, or are you a "pussy" who won't be hired by that specific customer again?
First rule of working with electricity: TURN IT OFF! Congratulations on being the textbook case of why this is the first rule.
Doesn’t make it wise.
Ohm, my god! Watt a revolting turn of current events. Why were you so amped up to resist hiring a qualified electrician?
While I'm loving these puns, I'm pretty sure OP was the qualified electrician :P
Perhaps, but I'm guessing he's a guy who has been to a Lowe's and watched a few YouTube DIY videos.
They weren’t. OP was replacing the box, hence “fitting the box”, not working with wires, let alone live ones.
That’s actually terrifying. Glad you’re okay!
Well, at least you didn't get bumped into by a spider that was in all likelihood not going to bite you because spider venom is for predation, not defense, and wasting it can get them killed. So, that's a win, right?
You should’ve touched the live wires while letting the spider biting you. SPIDER MAN in real life. Or at least a “wannabe one”
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First rule of working with electricity: TURN IT OFF! Congratulations on being the textbook case of why this is the first rule.
Still alive though, so I'm calling that a win.