Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was going to meet up with my boyfriend's mother to watch his swim meet with her. On my way to the high school, I got in a car accident. The person driving the other car was his mother. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The car I hit belongs to my girlfriend's father. We never met before. He strongly believes in "first impressions." FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
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japtch 15
At least you didn't hit and run, then meet her later.
J9ssica 13
at least she won't forget your name =)
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Comments (136)
A100893 30
Apologize and show her you can be an adult in situations like these.
j1206 4
Karma's way of showing you shouldn't be with a guy.
NullPointer 20
Look on the bright side, it doesn't sound like anyone got hurt. If someone did you should have said so, because that would make it much worse.
l4d98 2
Ouch...
9R1NC3S5 0
*sigh* Bravo. Bravo. Gotta "love" you Americans. Dumber by the second the lot of you. Could have sworn that was why vehicles came equip with side mirrors AND that odd looking reflection contraption in the vehicle. What is it called again?!?! Oh right! The rear view mirror!!! That thing one uses to see BEHIND you! Yet again my feeling about the USA gets confirmation. Thanks. Ps. You're in need of a grammar lesson.
unidentifieduser 23
I find that driving forward works much better than in reverse...
Unsorrowful 1
Lol. Nuff' said.
scrework 6
Umm yeah, FYL? Pity the bf's Mom, because OP is just another idiot driver out there waiting to kill someone on the road. Irresponsible attitudes like #42 above, "It was an accident, don't worry too much about it" and obviously this inept OP just burn me up.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Uhh, you're overreacting. This was clearly an accident. "because OP is just another idiot driver out there waiting to kill someone on the road." You can't do an assumption like this with little information. Quit acting like a holier than thou arse-hole and get that head out of your ******* arse. ***** like you disgust me...
scrework 6
A-Teen? How many years have you been driving? How many times have you been hit or near missed by others not watching what they're doing, but still lucky to be alive? I ride a motorcyle, I know what's out there on the road, idiots that don't look and don't care. Someday you might too, unless you're actually one of them.
reb_calz 0
So sorry
donkeyleader1 4
Sounds like your boyfriend isn't the only one in the family getting... Knocked up