Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I was buying condoms at Walmart. I grabbed the XL size, and the cashier commented, "Ahh, you'll definitely need a smaller size." FML
Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML
Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML
Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML
Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML
Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was, "God forbid a maxed-out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML
Today, I was on the phone with an elderly customer at work. I had to spend 10 minutes listening to him describe how the underwear he bought was too tight and caused his bladder to leak. FML
Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy to buy me new ones for the sake of safe sex, he asked me "Do you need small, or extra small?" FML
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Top comments
Johnnylittle 3
At least he was being honest
BRLHP 24
Going by your username, id assume you have been in a similar situation.
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Comments (151)
irenef 3
I thought all condoms comes in standard size...
chefcaldwell 5
I'm not quite sure if you're being sarcastic or you don't know that condoms are not 'one-size-fits-all'.
st0815 9
Anything but standard size (2 inches in the US) is rare. That covers around 80% of the market, some manufacturers don't even bother to make other sizes. Maybe OP wanted to buy Trojan Magnum and instead picked Magnum XL?
challan 19
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells extra large condonable. He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?" She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until somebody does?"
ewang_ 12
Lol
ewang_ 12
Lol
mario2012 18
Tell him that they would fit you.
ewang_ 12
Lol
rsaffi 6
F His Life
Austyn57 1
wowwww
PYLrulz 17
That ain't a FML for you... That's a FML for him
matty1901 4
I fail to see why this is a f your life it's him with the small manhood not you