The kindness of strangers

By Samprib - 01/06/2013 05:09 - United States - Indianapolis

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Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was, "God forbid a maxed-out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML
I agree, your life sucks 73 675
You deserved it 21 053
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NickaPLZ 26

You just met God. Be in awe.

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Transfusion 8

Hey, now you can safely have sex. It's a win-win scenario. A little embarrassment is worth it.

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NickaPLZ 26

You just met God. Be in awe.

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Miooow 16

Hi........

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JustStella 28

Exactly. In my eyes, you just experienced a spiritual moment. That man was Heaven sent, OP.

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ositoakaluis 16

That guy just saved your night you should be happy OP

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Transfusion 8

Hey, now you can safely have sex. It's a win-win scenario. A little embarrassment is worth it.

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golden_warrior 23

Why is this an FML? You got free condoms and sex

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jameen 11

If I met this guy, I would marry him.

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TheOnlyMizLiv 22

The only FML I see is her maxed out card!

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TisAPenguin 16

Um...this is a good thing.

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Jea2096 11

Give that man a hug.

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lilhellian 26

Might not be all he wants!

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Enslaved 36

Yep, he probably saw that it was a multipack!

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dancinggirl900 17

I agree. The slight embarrassment is nothing compared to free, safe, sex you got.

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buckeyed 20

i hope you high fived him and said AMEN!

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JACKxRAWR 22

Honestly don't see how this is an FML. A guy upheld the bro-code and helped you out in your time of need, OP. That's something to be celebrated.

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xxlizsandraxx 7

op's name is Samantha so implying she is a female and the health department gives out free condoms, at least thats what we learned in our sex ed class

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browneyedgirl52 13

I hope the only reason this is an FML is because you're getting some really good sex if you know what I mean.

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Jeffo193 13

...I don't think anyone knows what you mean...

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DK_91 9

PSH haters I get it! that she got f-cked hard in a good way

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Silly_Lilly6969 23

Hey free condoms. Be happy.

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twinkiefeets 17

That is a true gentleman.

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