Health, Miscellaneous and Phone calls: In a bad place

In a bad place

By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 11:01

Today, while scrolling through my contact list, I realized I have more therapists and support workers than I do friends. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 29 December 2020 15:44

Maybe you should mention that to one of your therapists. Let them do their job for all that you're paying them.

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 29 December 2020 15:44

Maybe you should mention that to one of your therapists. Let them do their job for all that you're paying them.

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