So did OP tell him how tight her undies were?

is he telling you this because you are a underwear telemarketer?

Please stop. You're only making yourself look like a jackass. Its not funny. It's not cute. You keep trying and you just keep failing.

AND, they don't even make sense. Well at least to me.

All of them make sense to me, and all of them are related to the FML. Very funny, #2. xD

#2 is win

Lmao #2 it wouldve taken me forever to come up with tht #17 & #22 go fuck urself

Go frag yourself!

because the thought of old men wearing tight underwear with leaky bladders makes her horny.

That's true too #5

I was thinking the same thing

of we know OP didnt have anyone to talk too. why do u think he posted this FML?

I was thinking more of the old man with the leaking issue

lol I love prank calling the operator :D! man I need a life. :(

11, not necessarily. If he called to complain, it could have been done professional. Even then, he was the one who purchased the underwear. Does he not know his size? If it usually is his size, and this certain brand/mark didn't fit... what did he expect? A refund? Exchange? I don't know about other countries, but here they don't refund and/or exchange underwear if they've been worn. I'd be pretty frustrated dealing with such idiotic customers.