Work: Today, I was on the phone with an elderly customer at work. I...

By spiderchick23 - 10/02/2011 00:41 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with an elderly customer at work. I had to spend 10 minutes listening to him describe how the underwear he bought was too tight and caused his bladder to leak. FML

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By gotta euthanize em all - 29/11/2014 19:45 - Canada

Today, while at work, I had to spend an hour and a half on the phone, listening to an old lady relive her entire day in excruciating detail. We're not allowed to hang up on customers, and she was extremely quick to dismiss all my attempts to steer the call back on topic. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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By -_- - 15/03/2016 01:46 - United States - Inverness

Today, I made an attempt to be nicer to customers at my job as instructed, which resulted in me listening to a handful of elderly people's incontinence issues, and a meth-addict's multiple abortions in detail. FML

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By tgpgs - 19/01/2011 14:55

Today, at work, I spent half an hour on the phone with a customer. At the end of the conversation, as he was putting down the phone, I heard him say 'God, he was a miserable git'. I'm a 28 year old woman. FML

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Not my problem

By Anonymous - 13/10/2022 12:00

Today, I watched an old man pee himself while he was talking to me at work. I didn't do anything or say something, solely because he didn't get any on the floor. FML

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By I'm so wet, baby - 28/11/2014 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML

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By PissyPuss - 10/12/2015 21:38 - United States

Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML

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I'm in a hurry

By Anonymous - 20/01/2020 20:00

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

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By amburrr - 03/08/2009 00:59 - United States

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We could be heroes

By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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Grimmerie 31

Thursday 10 February 2011 9:07

he's leaking a bit too much information to you. urine for some unfortunate stories if you keep talking to him. if you haven't cotton by now, those undies are undesirable. are you tight with this man?

Burukasai 17

Thursday 10 February 2011 14:59

All of them make sense to me, and all of them are related to the FML. Very funny, #2. xD

Comments

clarkey 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 9:05

He needs a piss bag!

nicospec 1

Thursday 10 February 2011 11:05

So did OP tell him how tight her undies were?

The_Dude_Abides_ 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 15:09

is he telling you this because you are a underwear telemarketer?

Grimmerie 31

Thursday 10 February 2011 9:07

he's leaking a bit too much information to you. urine for some unfortunate stories if you keep talking to him. if you haven't cotton by now, those undies are undesirable. are you tight with this man?

kcnutt10 1

Thursday 10 February 2011 10:29

Please stop. You're only making yourself look like a jackass. Its not funny. It's not cute. You keep trying and you just keep failing.

dre_bro11 12

Thursday 10 February 2011 12:44

AND, they don't even make sense. Well at least to me.

Burukasai 17

Thursday 10 February 2011 14:59

All of them make sense to me, and all of them are related to the FML. Very funny, #2. xD

bioboy725 10

Thursday 10 February 2011 23:11

#2 is win

hiphopchick7 1

Tuesday 10 July 2012 0:47

Lmao #2 it wouldve taken me forever to come up with tht #17 & #22 go **** urself

MetallicaRules19 4

Thursday 10 February 2011 9:07

an* elderly, if a word starts with a vowel or a letter that sounds like it starts with a vowel like m (em) the its an before it lol, it pisses me off for some reason...

clarkey 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 9:11

Go frag yourself!

Lizza330 28

Thursday 10 February 2011 9:08

Why didn't you say something insted of sit there and listen?

yummylicious 5

Thursday 10 February 2011 14:16

because the thought of old men wearing tight underwear with leaky bladders makes her horny.

stephanie911_fml 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 9:09

Maybe he didn't have anybody to talk to, Think about these things

Pinkanani 12

Thursday 10 February 2011 9:15

That's true too #5

nikki9tails 3

Thursday 10 February 2011 9:34

I was thinking the same thing

TheDrop 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 9:56

of we know OP didnt have anyone to talk too. why do u think he posted this FML?

nikki9tails 3

Thursday 10 February 2011 11:12

I was thinking more of the old man with the leaking issue

Pinkanani 12

Thursday 10 February 2011 9:13

It's not too hard to hang up. I used to be a phone operator and people would try to keep me on for as long as long as possible. Either interrupt them, hang up, or transfer them to someone else.

LifeSucksbtw 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 14:45

lol I love prank calling the operator :D! man I need a life. :(

babyale760 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 9:16

hahhahahahahahahahahhaha

KaitlynxD 5

Thursday 10 February 2011 9:17

an*

gozar_fml 1

Thursday 10 February 2011 9:19

Well that's your job right? What else would you have done with that ten minutes? Perform an emergency appendectomy? Land a 747 full of nuns on an icy runway? Check your job description. Yep there it is in the third section, second paragraph, "Listen to geezers talk about their excretory functions."

ohthebloodygore 16

Thursday 10 February 2011 9:26

11, not necessarily. If he called to complain, it could have been done professional. Even then, he was the one who purchased the underwear. Does he not know his size? If it usually is his size, and this certain brand/mark didn't fit... what did he expect? A refund? Exchange? I don't know about other countries, but here they don't refund and/or exchange underwear if they've been worn. I'd be pretty frustrated dealing with such idiotic customers.