Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML
Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
Today, the water cut out while I was showering, covered in soap and shampoo. I had to rinse with freezing cold drinking water from the fridge. As soon as I'd dried off, the water supply got restored. FML
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DreamForMe 0
Hahahah I'll have to try this prank on my friend
redmnky21 8
you get in the shower before you turn the water on? that's stupid, your supposed to bring the shower to temp then get in
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Comments (173)
rattusrattus 19
Wonderful spot of pranking. Was it beef gravy or onion gravy?
skppy1225 7
PINKIE PIE.
baabyxniiica 6
Mmm..gravy :)
j_cat187 20
Ed? Is that you?
loserman67 36
Are you sure it was gravy and not dried, well you know..... If it was gravy, you should have turnd off the water, gone and got some good crusty bread, then turned the water back on full steam HOT and had yourself a nice meal. Nothing like dipping some good bread into a nice gravy. I say you cover their sheets with a light coating of mashed potato flakes!
Enslaved 38
I don't know how others shower, but I always turn the water on and let it run until it heats up. Not into cold showers. Burr!
meridius4510 4
Simply genius.
s15c 9
I dunno about you but I never get in the shower then turn on the water, the first few seconds of cold are awful, I always let it warm up.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Stop the shower, get some fried chicken with mashed taters, go back in the shower and turn it on. Inconclusion, you get clean and you get a nice hot dinner. Happy eating.
BunBunBabe 8
That is not only HILARIOUS but ******* GENIUS also, I commend them. Just get them back really good, prank wars are the shit
DocBasterdwanabe 4
To bad you didn't have biscuits OP, would have been a steamy and nutritious breakfast.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oi, the username mixed with a bit of my previous comment.
JustStella 28
What the? Can't even spell "Bastard" right...
bchatzis 9
These "friends" sound delightful