Health: Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns...

By J Rush - 21/03/2012 11:46 - United Kingdom - Welshpool

Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 19:34 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML

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By Lexi - 31/10/2009 20:15 - France

Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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By bobuhbeartoe - 24/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML

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By Fire_Crotch - 14/08/2010 06:27 - Canada

Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 23:00

Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML

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DreamForMe 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 15:59

Hahahah I'll have to try this prank on my friend

redmnky21 8

Wednesday 21 March 2012 16:03

you get in the shower before you turn the water on? that's stupid, your supposed to bring the shower to temp then get in

Comments

katcot99 11

Wednesday 21 March 2012 16:04

You just got pranked.

iamyummylicious 14

Wednesday 21 March 2012 16:51

Orly?

disturbed678 10

Wednesday 21 March 2012 17:16

I believe the correct term is punk'd

katcot99 11

Wednesday 21 March 2012 17:42

Yes reallyy

Zomg_Okay 26

Wednesday 21 March 2012 19:31

Thank you Captain Obvious, you've saved the day once again. What would we ever do without you?

JustDerpin 11

Wednesday 21 March 2012 23:39

Its okay guys, she's a 14 year old girl who takes pictures in their bathroom, with their phone.

DirtyMike911 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 16:07

Har har. Now lick the gravy up and take another shower. Next time, put a cattle prod in their shower. I hear it's simply..... Shocking.

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 21 March 2012 16:07

Wow, what a nightmare. Now if only there were some place in your home that's normally stocked with soap and shampoo where you could rinse off and get clean. If only...