Today, after a week of sporting what I thought was a flattering pixie cut, I realised that without my long hair, my body shape closely resembles a snowman's. FML
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Sweej
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Well then, start melting...
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Person1233
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You deserve anything bad that happens to you in life for making such a ridiculous face. It's like a duck face gone wrong.
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ThatsSOBforshort
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A snowwoman, you mean?
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x_ESCADORA_x
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Whattahead
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flockz
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dont feel bad op, people have said that my face resembles that of jaba the hut. so take your rollie poliie self and start melting, but sadly i cant fix this shit.
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Iamnotmyself
| 17
Do you play Minecraft? Could explain why you're so white.
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LiveLaughFML
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thumpity, thump thump
thumpity, thump thump
look at OP go!
thumpity, thump thump
thumpity, thump thump
over the hills of snow :D
thumpity, thump thump
look at OP go!
thumpity, thump thump
thumpity, thump thump
over the hills of snow :D
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MrTittySprinkles
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HaHa its funny cause she's FAT.
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Pixxio_O
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So you don't have legs and have stick thin arms... Fyl
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blanquito
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How would your hair change that?
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andy_l
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Snowmen are huggable, therefore people will see you as approachable.
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Yngve_fml
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iamnotmyself is so awesome!
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punkPANDA
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this girl must be black and a nigger yaaaa
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urdirtyolduncle
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Frostyyyyy.. the snowman!
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Bobissmall
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It's funny how many people bashing minecraft play Call of Duty or some other game which is generally considered terrible and played by no-lifers.
Most minecraft players i know are casual gamers, go figure.
Most minecraft players i know are casual gamers, go figure.
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ienjoybrinshot
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jAjAjAjAjA iTz YuHRR fAuLt 4 g3tTiN a bOiis hAiRCuT iN da 1st plAc3!!!!!!!!!!
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ImmaB3AST
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100- Wrong FML dumbass.
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SoccerRebel594
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I'm wondering why OP would have an overly bulbous head and perfectly rounded body which is perfectly divided into 3 distinct sections. As mean as this sounds, not even fat can be molded like that.
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skyeyez9
| 24
Hahaha, reading that made me feel like I am 8yrs old again, and watching Frosty the Snowman cartoon on CBS christmas special.
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nicko_oz
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wow #102 do yourself a favour and never type on the internet again D:
Yes i spelt favour correctly for all you grammar nazi's from USA
Yes i spelt favour correctly for all you grammar nazi's from USA
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st0815
| 9
Well, hair dressers like short hair - it needs more frequent cutting so they earn more money. Most women look better with long hair though.
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Driveshaft
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Somehow, I don't think it was the hair...
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xXshadowrollerXx
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102 - Lord have mercy on your soul.
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ohxdamnxkay02
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if you think about it snowmen are like curvy, so wouldn't that mean that OP is just curvy, and being curvy is not a bad thing all the time.
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Sweej
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Lol
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Sweej
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Well then, start melting...
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WCARlover
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Hopefully not Frosty, cause he's shaped WEIRD!
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pigrhino
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Wow. Nicely done
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annasworld
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that's deoressing
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Jdeluxh
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I usually do not like fat jokes, but that was hilarious!
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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How come I can't get my FMLs posted??? 17 got rejected :| idk what I'm doing wrong tho
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SoccerRebel594
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Posting so many pointless FMLs and stupid comments like the one you just posted, that's why Dakota.
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Eggers
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no matter how many times I see it, your picture still makes me giggle uncontrollably
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Saltime
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96 - "Today, I couldn't get off to cartoons," does not count as an FML.
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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114- can't decide if ur trolling bc I have to post a pointless comment to get help of what I'm doing wrong for my FMLs not going up
131- smd I don't watch cartoons and just bc u see I'm 15 does not mean I watch cartoons so fuck off
131- smd I don't watch cartoons and just bc u see I'm 15 does not mean I watch cartoons so fuck off
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SoccerRebel594
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I definitely was not trolling, I promise you that. You don't ask stupid shit like that.
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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It's out of curiosity and posting FMLs seem important to everyone else my comment is to get tips or whatever on how to get a FML posted which makes it not pointless so ur opinion differs from mine
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PandaWithHat
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lol hope it grows fast. Or winter comes first.
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EmyB_fml
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Or that her hairdresser does extensions !
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socialdisease
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Wigs, man. They'll come pretty useful if you need them.
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SmokinTitties
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That was a swing and a miss.
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palahniukpaul
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You deserve it for having a boys hair cut.
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Person1233
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You deserve anything bad that happens to you in life for making such a ridiculous face. It's like a duck face gone wrong.
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palahniukpaul
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lol, better?
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ImmaB3AST
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26- I literally looked at the dudes profile pic and started laughing at how HE can make fun of anyone. His only girlfriend was probably a snow woman that he created for his own personal needs. And to your pic... "IMMA FIRIN' MY LASER CANNON!" :D
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daysgoby902
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why do you people find the need to be so rude to someone to someone you don't even know? you'll learn once you grow up...
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lakeybalboa
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I agree pixie cuts are ugly
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urdirtyolduncle
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67--- It's FML. Everybody's either sarcastic, judgmental or a total bitch.
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_Oblivion_
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or all of the above and rarely they are nice by which they get raped by thumb downs and stepped on until they stop commenting.
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candyaddict54
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exactly! you can't expect people to be nice around here.
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Awsumuzzie
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88, might I add, "or cats or dogs"?
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ImmaB3AST
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Or turtles...
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RayanneY
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WTF, boys hair cut? Dude, look at your face. fucking duck stuffed in rice. ugly twat
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daysgoby902
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I understand that but it's no reason to be that rude to someone about there personal features
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doedizzle666
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ur an idiot. pixie cuts are for women stupid
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DoubleEdgedBlade
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74 - Not all pixie cuts are ugly on women. There's actually a good-looking celebrity with a pixie cut. Unfortunately, I can't remember the name of that actress...
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glorialaura21
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Who are you to tell women what they're supposed to look like anyways?
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jk9037
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146- Are you thinking of Emma Watson?
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bms1996
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I agree,just like boys shouldn't have long hair.girls have long hair and boys have short hair.that's how it is and how it should be
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plasmicmac
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67- you're 20...how "grown up" is that? you enjoy your apple juice.
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Slipknot666Maggo
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67- lol. welcome to the Internet. tits or gtfo.
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SmokinTitties
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Facepalm isn't enough here. Meet facedesk
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Nickkix
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Emma watson?
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MrsDruidess
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really its not the cut, they jusy dont look good on fat girls. I would love a short cut, but am too chunky to pull it off. Sadly too many fat people have short hair.
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elk21dbm
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Snowoman?
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MrBoredGuy
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Ah shit should there be two w's? I'm all sorts of confused, thanks
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alex6946
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It looks so confusing! D: snowoman! Snowwoman doesn't look right either.. :o
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twinkletoes747
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Aha. When I first read it, I pronounced it snow-o-man.
Maybe I should wake up a little before reading fml.
Maybe I should wake up a little before reading fml.
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JumbledGirl
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Well a pixie cut really only looks good on a very slender body or an Asian... But I bet you're not cold and unfriendly like a snow man :D
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anorexicbarbie
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I'm not Asian and I still rock the pixie cut!
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unclepester
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Ok, your name is anorexicbarbie, and they said either someone very skinny " OR" an Asian. So the mere fact that you announce "I'm not Asian" shows us how full of fail you are.
Might as well just say "I'm a window licker"
Might as well just say "I'm a window licker"
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mgsoloist
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Mmm those sexy curves...
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LordGoober
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Mmm those curves...* I don't know where you got sexy from.
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Nevitt
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goober you obviously don't know what curves are,
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giggleprincess
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Damn right!
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CryMoreFMLs
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Just look at 115's picture.... Soo... Sexy..... Mmmmm.... -drool-
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giggleprincess
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Admit it, pooh bear made you smile
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enonymous
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With a Corn cob pipe and a button nose and 2 eyes made out of coal... I thought it was a dead give away