Miscellaneous: Today, I gave myself a facial with one of those masks you leave...

By skc - 14/03/2009 11:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I gave myself a facial with one of those masks you leave on for a while. I busied myself by tidying my room while it dried and eventually forgot all about it. I finally remembered about it after I answered the door to the postman. Not embarassing enough? I'm a guy. FML

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Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML

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By ouch - 11/12/2009 07:50 - United Kingdom

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Today, after spending a lazy day at home, I went to UPS with my mom to help her pick up a package. While in line, she sent me back to the car because I'm, "an embarrassment to be around" when I'm not wearing makeup. FML

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By Lifeless - 15/08/2010 08:42 - United States

Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML

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Lou_Briccant 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:04

So what? I use one of those Aspirin masks on my face, and I'm a guy. If it works, it works. It's not like you're dressed up as Mrs. Doubtfire.

marrrrgo 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:07

hahaha that's cute!

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Lou_Briccant 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:04

So what? I use one of those Aspirin masks on my face, and I'm a guy. If it works, it works. It's not like you're dressed up as Mrs. Doubtfire.

facilitator 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:25

Serously man, dudes gotta look their best. Although in my minds eye i saw a body builder doing this with a pink bathrobe and a towel on his head

Wreckless_fml 6

Friday 23 September 2011 12:59

I stopped reading after "I gave myself a facial"

tehhotness 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:05

I bet those arent the only facials you get

elemenopyqrstuv 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:07

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MJ_Alexander 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:07

WTF whats the big deal pfft how did this FML get POSTED moderator, you suck

marrrrgo 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:07

hahaha that's cute!

erika_lynnex 1

Wednesday 23 June 2010 5:10

I agree!

aqua__marine 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:09

#1 is right, guys can use it if they want for sure, but it would be embarrassing to get caught. how could you forget its on your face? they feel so tight and uncomfortable... I can't wait to wash them off!