Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML
Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML
Today, I was mowing my yard when I hit a small rock, which hit my shed. I got done mowing and realized that it wasn't a small rock, it was my son's toy plyers and it wasn't my shed, it was my car window, which had shattered on impact. FML
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML
Today, I saw a father and son playing football in a car park as I was on my way to work. The ball rolled towards me, so feeling nice, I kicked it back to them. Turns out it went straight through their car window. FML
Today, everything in life was going smoothly. Including the rock someone slingshot through my passenger window while I was driving. Thank you, random citizen! FML
Today, while trying to prove how easy it would be for a burglar to break in, my drunk dad threw a brick at my window. Luckily, he missed. It hit the wall and bounced off. Unluckily, it bounced off, landed on my wife’s car, broke the windscreen, slid off, and put a long scratch down the bonnet. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
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thatgirlinoregon 21
Oh well. You know what they say, 'the glass is half full [of cracks].'
randymontegut 5
This may actually be a recent FML someone deserves.
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Comments (49)
Fr0gs 15
Aimbot
Wowlookatthat 15
Happens to the best of us. Today this kid at lunch was pissing me off so I flipped his hat off of his head... it almost landed in another girls food. Not 5 minutes afterwards I went to dump my tray swiftly and overshot it, getting ranch all over another students backpack.
kwyk 23
Happens to the worst of us too, apparently. ;)
awilliams44 9
a little rock.? o.O
WhatsOpTic 11
You're probably the guy that would be picked last if someone was picking players for their soccer team.
hulopro 16
Run.
Enslaved 38
"My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIICK...Kick Rock"
Goblin182 27
Hell of a leg you got their. Try out as a place kicker for your local NFL team?
Symqathy 4
Goooaaaalllllll!!!!
fuggotmuggot 14
Blame it on someone else.
JessicaGrewal 22
People make mistakes. It's okay.