Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the house. I panicked so hard and immediately started kicking the door, desperate to get my keys. My boyfriend, who I forgot was staying over, woke up and opened the door right as I kicked it, and the door smashed into his face. FML
Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML
Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
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K0RRuPT 0
Atleast now you know your car is newbie-burgler free..
Blue_Black_fml 21
now you have a legit excuse for being late; you had to go to the hospital.
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Comments (157)
clumsyjazzy 0
ouch!!
bebz_fml 0
hahahaha fail
Blondie08_fml 0
its called triple A smaRt one!!
thundercats29 0
BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
mirkilos 0
lol
reyemrein 0
If this had worked, shards of glass would have flown at your face. You were screwed either way YDI
sublimaze 6
congratulations. you are the definition of fail
hapylordofdeath9 0
that sucks but maaaan is that funny
bbuba 0
exactly what I was thinking @44
woofis 0
fail is the best word to describe this
deathcab7 0
poww. right in thee kisser.! hahaaa how does the rock not go through the window?
truth215 0
YouTube Ryan dunn hit by brick. you will see it does happen
DemonChicken 0
ydi it for not being strong enough to get it through the window
willou35_fml 13
lol!
MXavierT 0
You deserve it for locking your keys in, and then deciding to break your own window with a damn rock... And not having a spare key...
gloogle 0
today i decided to be stupid then i decided to try and break into my car and hurt my self FML
Arisakentaro 0
lol
fmlsoobad 0
haha 44 BOOM HEADSHOT
nmsm 1
rocks bounce?
toothache 0
hahaha
apfunction 0
FAKE!!! seriously, is there anyone stupid enough to believe this?!? "hmm, I'm late an the keys are locked in the car, I guess I'll smash the window". bullshit. unless OP is wipin his ass with 20s, he wouldn't intentionally try to cause that much damage to his own car, because the ******* keys were locked inside.
tjigga 0
YDI because you're an idiot if you don't have a set of spare keys and your first conclusion is to break your window..
FMLowLife 0
FAIL!
kashman95 1
rock FTW!!!
iEnvade 2
68 - Windows are pretty thick. If you seriously think a rock will go through a car window, how do you drive(or ride in) a car and feel secure about your safety?
Djlatino 0
I agree with msmarbelz
chasin_butterfli 0
This. The window could cost more than what you'd lose for being late.
ILIEKGIRLS 5
ROCKS HAVE FEELINGS TOO YOU KNOW THEY DON'T LIKE BEING THROWN AROUND >:
asianwolf 2
you need a bigger rock, and a stronger face just in case.
srgspartan117 8
carmas a bitch. especially if the rock has a mind of it's own, and how the he'll did it "bounce" of ur window and not break the window?!!!!!!!!
spongebob95 0
lmao!
KiwiBlam 4
Yeah, a bit overkill...
krazykiya12095 0
bahahahahahahahaa !!. yuuh qott sum stronq ass windows !!.
nadsm 0
stop. just stop.
TehFuzzyOne 0
Stronqly believe that you're gayq.
K0RRuPT 0
Atleast now you know your car is newbie-burgler free..
Biohazard41 0
haha good one
kwdiver803 0
lolololol
Blue_Black_fml 21
now you have a legit excuse for being late; you had to go to the hospital.
Dmars444 4
locking your keys in your car isn't legit enough anyways? besides did you lock them in the day before or something? fail to see how you can lock them in getting in
CallMeHush 1
Try adding a little more meat to your diet. Maybe a little more excercise, 35 bucks for AAA membership is a hell of a lot cheaper than glass replacment. So is calling a tow truck.