By Distracted - 09/04/2015 20:11 - United States - Greenfield

Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn't let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn't until I'd gotten back home that I remembered that my 'stalker' was a coworker I'd invited over for lunch. FML
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Wow, YDI for sure.. How could you forget that?!

Explain what happened and hopefully they'll understand, and maybe try to invite him over for lunch another time.

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Wow, YDI for sure.. How could you forget that?!

seriously, I died laughing while cradling my baby to sleep reading this fml!

Am I the only person that thought of that one scene in finding Nemo after reading this?

How can you be so forgetful

It's ironic cause you forgot the question mark.

It's ironic because you forgot the 'be' in because. Or, if you're fancy, the apostrophe in 'cause.

Explain what happened and hopefully they'll understand, and maybe try to invite him over for lunch another time.

"Hey sorry man you really remind me of a stalker"

Lol it would certainly be something to laugh about later.

That must have been hard to explain to your coworker.. YDI

"Oh sorry, I forgot I invited you to lunch. I thought you were a crazy stalker; so I just kept driving. Wanna try that again?"

4 your hair looks like a flame :) different and cool ;)

Agree w/ #1. Seriously. How long ago did you invite them to lunch? Unless it was something that was discussed a while ago without being brought up again, I would understand. But if this was discussed recently, YDI!

That guy must be desperate for a friend.

Bring them a bag of Doritos and a pizza, problem solved

Wow..Im trying to understand how you could forget that. Hopefully you can explain to them that you forgot and you can both laugh it off.

Lol. I mean at least you used great precaution. XD

Your coworker must have wondered why you were driving all over the place