By Distracted - 09/04/2015 20:11 - United States - Greenfield

Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn't let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn't until I'd gotten back home that I remembered that my 'stalker' was a coworker I'd invited over for lunch. FML
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sarah5745 41
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Wow, YDI for sure.. How could you forget that?!

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emmabear1995 18
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Explain what happened and hopefully they'll understand, and maybe try to invite him over for lunch another time.

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sarah5745 41
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Wow, YDI for sure.. How could you forget that?!

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hard_candy 25
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seriously, I died laughing while cradling my baby to sleep reading this fml!

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muzy 23
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Am I the only person that thought of that one scene in finding Nemo after reading this?

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spamhands1 18
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How can you be so forgetful

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SystemofaBlink41 27

It's ironic cause you forgot the question mark.

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Retaheki 27
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It's ironic because you forgot the 'be' in because. Or, if you're fancy, the apostrophe in 'cause.

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emmabear1995 18
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Explain what happened and hopefully they'll understand, and maybe try to invite him over for lunch another time.

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michaelsted 9
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"Hey sorry man you really remind me of a stalker"

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emmabear1995 18
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Lol it would certainly be something to laugh about later.

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crissalove 22
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That must have been hard to explain to your coworker.. YDI

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Rainbow2Cloud 12
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"Oh sorry, I forgot I invited you to lunch. I thought you were a crazy stalker; so I just kept driving. Wanna try that again?"

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

4 your hair looks like a flame :) different and cool ;)

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mewfasa35 12
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Agree w/ #1. Seriously. How long ago did you invite them to lunch? Unless it was something that was discussed a while ago without being brought up again, I would understand. But if this was discussed recently, YDI!

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WaltzingPhanthom 23
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That guy must be desperate for a friend.

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Reider022 16
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Bring them a bag of Doritos and a pizza, problem solved

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alexish128 13

Wow..Im trying to understand how you could forget that. Hopefully you can explain to them that you forgot and you can both laugh it off.

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A_Little_Girl77 12

Lol. I mean at least you used great precaution. XD

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jazmin3012 28

Your coworker must have wondered why you were driving all over the place

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