Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML
Today, I unwittingly saw my supervisor's undies when turning to ask for help from someone else. She wears miniskirts most of the time and there is no way I can unsee this picture. FML
Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid, the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident, I blurted out, "It's alright. No one's seeing them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. FML
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML
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pikachurro 18
Forget about the groceries, someone bag those bags!
TypicalSenpai 14
How has the therapy been working out for you? :(
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nightfall8705 33
Don't mind me, I'm just singing; "Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your boobs hang low? "Are your boobs too big? Are they heavy as a pig? Do they crush your cerebellum when you dance an Irish jig? Can they serve as anchors for a fleet of oil tankers? Are your boobs too big? "Are your boobs too small? Barely visible at all? Do they look just like two peanuts stuck onto a bowling ball? Can you store them in a thimble when you're feeling rather nimble? Are your boobs too small?" Okay, I'm laughing too much to continue. Sorry about you needing brain bleach, OP.
limegreenpoopie 31
I'm sorry :(
Soleia_Grace 15
I've seen a heavier old man running down the street in something similar to a speedo so I would like to think I know your pain but that's much worse
nomrana 14
horror movie
nitrog100 21
That just reminds me of one of my favorite Andy moments from Parks and Rec. He's playing a Valentine's Day set for old people, and says, "When you play a rock show, it's really easy to know when you're doing great, 'cause chicks'll flash their boobs at you—when you're up on stage, and you're like, 'oh, that must sounded pretty good', but I can't—if that happens here, my eyes will fall out of my head, and I'll die."
NathanTheJuggla6 3
Any chance you work at Walmart?
iLuvfatchickz 4
Pics or it didn't happen
booterus 20
Silly OP, she noticed.
Amorettex 19
I would have stab my eyes out lol
funsized136 6
I love how I was the one to actually write this a week ago, and you felt the need to steal it. Is your life really that uneventful that you have to snipe the moderation section to get something posted..