Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML
Today, I got home from work after working 16 hours straight. I was naked on the toilet, just about to get in the shower, scrolling through my phone when I nodded off and FaceTimed someone by accident. FML
Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
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pizzzah 9
heres a bright idea, put on a password!
Alihb 16
You know, the thing about puns, they have to make sense.
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Comments (92)
dutchy86 20
haha... you're coworkers are coolio... I'm sure you'll put a password on you're other electronics
MisterEx 28
Your sure you wouldn't get upset if you're coworkers did the same thing to you bro?
Phoebe18 14
I'm sorry and I know I'll get down voted for this but your*. I can't help but cringe every time someone does this. You're = You are, please people learn the difference. I know I've probably made a fair amount of mistakes in this and I normally keep my mouth shut on spelling mistakes but I can't stand it when people use you're, we'll, we're etc. in the wrong way. The word you're (you are) looking for is "your". I have said your/re so many times now it doesn't sound like a real word in my head..
MisterEx 28
#25 - thank you sweetheart. I took absolutely no offense from you're comment. You we're very polite and clear. I am positive many we'll benefit from this and enhance there grammar. Sorry i meant to say they're grammar. Their is no harm done whatsoever.
wvni 13
#33 It would be their in that situation. And will in an earlier part.
cakefete2 31
You clearly don't get it. So wrapped in the minutiae of the words that you miss the message completely.
eyepuppy 31
The level of troll is strong with 33.
Phoebe18 14
My comment was actually aimed at 15 not at you..
glabberfasted 16
40 - You missed about 5 more there, bud.
aedar 16
I just have to ask... Are they real?
RedPillSucks 33
OPs a dude. So.... Yes. (I know it doesn't say gender anywhere, but it's fun to assume)
buckstop1 37
It doesn't say his/hers gender in this FML
Kamon97 23
Can't he get in serious trouble for that?
Sierra7211 17
That's not really a big deal, just delete them and put up a status saying something like "Sorry everybody, I left my facebook open." Problem solved
weveallbeenthere 30
and the prank wars begin.
aruden 25
We will need pictures of said "****" so the good people of FML can judge if they are real or not for themselves.
thorssin 8
bah
dkcrane 20
I work the night shift and I left my iPad once! I'm just glad no one messed with it! But I also have a password on there.
austin_hall29 9
Something like that has happened to me, except it was about my secrets that I've only told 2 people
mkymouse90 17
wow when did I pod start doing facebook..
bobbifein55 4
Yeah that's new to me, too. I thought iPods were just music. iPhones can connect to Facebook, though.
Lil_Red777 21
You've never heard of the ipod touch? They're basically the same thing as an iPhone, you just need Wi-Fi.
glabberfasted 16
An iPod is basically an iPhone without the phone.