Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
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Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
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flawedgenius 6
Remember to flush the toilet after you... it should be as basic as washing your hands afterwards. did you forget to do that as well ?
ImaginaryFoe 1
He tagged a piece of shit as OP. People will either get the inference or assume he's calling her a piece of shit. Neither is an attractive prospect.
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Comments (142)
sweetcheeksjvl 0
wee
Thawn 0
how could you possibly forget to flush a shit?
sweetcheeksjvl 0
that's kinda shitty (no pun intended)
iGrenade 0
now get ready to take a revenge photo.
Thawn 0
wow really? I didn't even say anything that bad. stupid mods
Sirin_fml 47
The "reply" button serves a simple purpose. Please don't use it if you're not actually replying to a comment :-)
thebignixie 0
but, but, but ... Mleeeehhghh! I'm so confusssseeeeeddd!!!!
Elixa 0
I can't believe your poor bf had to look at your poo! as punishment you should have to look at a weeks worth of his.
untoward 0
no poo
rallets 23
like
FortMinor 0
well that goes to you #13 because you didn't relate to #1
macgirl21 0
*pun intended on earlier comment*
Masenko7 12
I call shennanigans.. women cant shit, try harder next time.
RehcieR 0
And they don't say "dump." ^^^
Mister_Grinch 0
Dump him.
stephanie0613 0
Hahaha your boyfriend is pure win :)
emma1504_fml 0
Wee? I swear she said it was shit? :L
arhanes 0
why are all these comments moderated?
Prolusive 5
I think you mean 'poo' not 'wee'
lebronesque73091 12
No one is in too big of a hurry to not have time to flush.
krushr 3
Was it at least an interesting dump?
untoward 0
this a situation where saying #2 would have been appropriate
sam_08_fml 0
That was really CRAPY of him LOL
sam_08_fml 0
Dont take his CRAP and DUMP him.
goldhighways 0
HAHAHAHA good one LOL!!!
Muscle_Car_Fan 0
Haha thats awesome 71
HamsteronA 0
Your boyfriend=awesome. Take a joke.
DonULFonso 22
Yep, awesome - and he didn't mention your name, so what? He must really love you, 'cause HOW on earth can someone "forget" to flush?!?
schalk 12
Yup. In fact, there's been a discussion about that before on FML. How do you not flush poop immediately afterwards? OP I'd say FHL.
beachycat 0
LOL that is hilarious. I would laugh hard
christa953 12
I have the solution!!!!untag yourself
nupster 0
next tym i bet you wouldn't dare forget to flush the toilet.
Kua_Mei 0
Next time, I bet you won't dare to completely ignore the entire concept of grammar. "Tym"? Really?
Haterman123 0
u a stupid GRAMER (one R intended) nazi (no period)
UHGG 0
60 You spelled grammar wrong.
Haterman123 0
that was the point bcs the person in front of me is a grammar nazi
Masenko7 12
it's 'because' not 'bcz', and 'you' not 'u'.
yake12 0
You forgot to capitalize "it's".
ohSNAPyall 27
That comment said "bcs," not "bcz."
titenite88 0
Yake, you win.
SyLord 13
How do you forget? Taco Bell Poops stink! If its that bad I do a courtesy flush half way through!
missvee98324 0
at least he didnt actually say it was yours
ImaginaryFoe 1
He tagged a piece of shit as OP. People will either get the inference or assume he's calling her a piece of shit. Neither is an attractive prospect.
thatisjank 0
LOL #20 :D
jwbbabe 9
yeaah , he tagged herr .
missvee98324 0
I know but it could be like hes showing her if you get what im saying
tdub10 2
Lmfao..... Hahaha... Ok, ok I need 2 stop my stomach hurts. Otflmao
flawedgenius 6
Remember to flush the toilet after you... it should be as basic as washing your hands afterwards. did you forget to do that as well ?
skyeyez9 25
Take a pic of the poop stain in his tighty whities and post it online. Or eat lots of fiber, drink prune juice, Then when you take a massive shit, tag thepic with his bame and post it.
kelseylou 8
I'm guessing since he tagged her in the picture, it wouldn't be too hard to figure out whose it is.
hiddydiddy 0
he might've tagged a lot of friends... and to OP: YDI for takin dumps
jakejohnson1212 0
your dumb