Health, Facebook and Social Media: Taco Bell, huh?

Taco Bell, huh?

By tanya - 25/10/2010 12:32 - Canada

Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML

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You deserved it 41 036

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By beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 744

You deserved it 38 699

By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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You deserved it 4 396

Check your feeds!

By Captain Oops-a-Lot - 03/11/2023 00:02

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML

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You deserved it 576

Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 401

You deserved it 48 868

Cringe

By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 475

You deserved it 4 811

By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 832

You deserved it 53 159

By wtfuraretard - 19/02/2010 20:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 020

You deserved it 5 209

By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 862

You deserved it 11 396

By Aphrodite - 23/01/2010 21:13 - France

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 143

You deserved it 7 743

By Mary C. - 23/03/2015 01:58 - United States - Mendota

Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally pushed the door wide open while I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughed, took out her cell phone, snapped a picture of me and posted it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 556

You deserved it 3 565

flawedgenius 6

Monday 25 October 2010 19:13

Remember to flush the toilet after you... it should be as basic as washing your hands afterwards. did you forget to do that as well ?

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 25 October 2010 19:25

He tagged a piece of shit as OP. People will either get the inference or assume he's calling her a piece of shit. Neither is an attractive prospect.

Comments

sweetcheeksjvl 0

Monday 25 October 2010 19:00

wee

Thawn 0

Monday 25 October 2010 19:02

how could you possibly forget to flush a shit?

sweetcheeksjvl 0

Monday 25 October 2010 19:08

that's kinda shitty (no pun intended)

iGrenade 0

Monday 25 October 2010 19:10

now get ready to take a revenge photo.

Thawn 0

Monday 25 October 2010 19:10

wow really? I didn't even say anything that bad. stupid mods

Sirin_fml 46

Monday 25 October 2010 19:13

The "reply" button serves a simple purpose. Please don't use it if you're not actually replying to a comment :-)

thebignixie 0

Monday 25 October 2010 20:08

but, but, but ... Mleeeehhghh! I'm so confusssseeeeeddd!!!!

Elixa 0

Monday 25 October 2010 20:43

I can't believe your poor bf had to look at your poo! as punishment you should have to look at a weeks worth of his.

untoward 0

Monday 25 October 2010 20:46

no poo

rallets 22

Monday 25 October 2010 21:43

FortMinor 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 3:21

well that goes to you #13 because you didn't relate to #1

macgirl21 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 3:49

*pun intended on earlier comment*

Masenko7 12

Tuesday 26 October 2010 4:03

I call shennanigans.. women cant shit, try harder next time.

RehcieR 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 5:23

And they don't say "dump." ^^^

Mister_Grinch 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 6:47

Dump him.

stephanie0613 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 10:04

Hahaha your boyfriend is pure win :)

emma1504_fml 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 3:37

Wee? I swear she said it was shit? :L

arhanes 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 15:48

why are all these comments moderated?

Prolusive 5

Sunday 23 January 2011 9:07

I think you mean 'poo' not 'wee'

lebronesque73091 12

Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:45

No one is in too big of a hurry to not have time to flush.

krushr 3

Monday 25 October 2010 19:01

Was it at least an interesting dump?

untoward 0

Monday 25 October 2010 20:48

this a situation where saying #2 would have been appropriate

sam_08_fml 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:10

That was really CRAPY of him LOL

sam_08_fml 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:13

Dont take his CRAP and DUMP him.

goldhighways 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 5:58

HAHAHAHA good one LOL!!!

Muscle_Car_Fan 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 7:08

Haha thats awesome 71

HamsteronA 0

Monday 25 October 2010 19:03

Your boyfriend=awesome. Take a joke.

DonULFonso 22

Monday 25 October 2010 23:05

Yep, awesome - and he didn't mention your name, so what? He must really love you, 'cause HOW on earth can someone "forget" to flush?!?

schalk 12

Tuesday 26 October 2010 11:40

Yup. In fact, there's been a discussion about that before on FML. How do you not flush poop immediately afterwards? OP I'd say FHL.

beachycat 0

Monday 25 October 2010 19:06

LOL that is hilarious. I would laugh hard

christa953 12

Monday 25 October 2010 20:56

I have the solution!!!!untag yourself

nupster 0

Monday 25 October 2010 19:06

next tym i bet you wouldn't dare forget to flush the toilet.

Kua_Mei 0

Monday 25 October 2010 19:13

Next time, I bet you won't dare to completely ignore the entire concept of grammar. "Tym"? Really?

Haterman123 0

Monday 25 October 2010 22:46

u a stupid GRAMER (one R intended) nazi (no period)

UHGG 0

Monday 25 October 2010 22:52

60 You spelled grammar wrong.

Haterman123 0

Monday 25 October 2010 22:57

that was the point bcs the person in front of me is a grammar nazi

Masenko7 12

Tuesday 26 October 2010 11:02

it's 'because' not 'bcz', and 'you' not 'u'.

yake12 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 16:15

You forgot to capitalize "it's".

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 27 October 2010 8:27

That comment said "bcs," not "bcz."

titenite88 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:30

Yake, you win.

SyLord 13

Monday 27 July 2015 20:38

How do you forget? Taco Bell Poops stink! If its that bad I do a courtesy flush half way through!

missvee98324 0

Monday 25 October 2010 19:10

at least he didnt actually say it was yours

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 25 October 2010 19:25

He tagged a piece of shit as OP. People will either get the inference or assume he's calling her a piece of shit. Neither is an attractive prospect.

thatisjank 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 2:43

LOL #20 :D

jwbbabe 9

Tuesday 26 October 2010 3:24

yeaah , he tagged herr .

missvee98324 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 22:02

I know but it could be like hes showing her if you get what im saying

tdub10 2

Monday 25 October 2010 19:10

Lmfao..... Hahaha... Ok, ok I need 2 stop my stomach hurts. Otflmao

flawedgenius 6

Monday 25 October 2010 19:13

Remember to flush the toilet after you... it should be as basic as washing your hands afterwards. did you forget to do that as well ?

skyeyez9 24

Monday 25 October 2010 19:17

Take a pic of the poop stain in his tighty whities and post it online. Or eat lots of fiber, drink prune juice, Then when you take a massive shit, tag thepic with his bame and post it.