Transportation: Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home....

By Dansonn - 17/03/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield. The note read, "F*** you, Jackson." I'm Tyler. Jackson is my co-worker. FML

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By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By jacked - 17/04/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat, and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be, I found a note. It said, "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex-boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML

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By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

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By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2020 18:00

Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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meow_meow_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 12:15

think you should get jackson to cough up some cash

alki_fml 5

Tuesday 17 March 2009 12:27

report it to the police. that's criminal damage..

Comments

jonfrenzy 10

Wednesday 26 March 2014 21:48

Well, Jackson had a good ride home

the_Jessicaaa 11

Saturday 24 May 2014 23:06

well maybe u shouldnt work with douchebags

pancakesrock 7

Sunday 15 June 2014 20:59

Wait was it signed by Jackson or saying that to Jackson? Because I'm confused.

VanessaNal 13

Tuesday 12 August 2014 12:49

This needs a follow up, ASAP.

kinkinaan 12

Sunday 24 August 2014 5:17

maybe it meant from Jackson?

cherokeecutie 13

Sunday 21 June 2015 15:52

Find Jackson, get the lady's number, call her up, tell her she got the wrong car and she owes you money for repair

BOBBYTHEPENIS 12

Thursday 15 October 2015 5:53

if he cut all 4 tires insurance should cover it, that's y I always cut 3 lol

poato_1 10

Wednesday 10 May 2017 1:29

Anybody else wonder why people feel "you deserved it" on some of these?

Trainn 19

Monday 30 April 2018 8:53

Find Jackson, find the person who did it and make them pay.

Hangryko 29

Tuesday 26 April 2022 22:14

Find out who she is from Tyler, charge and sue her for damages.

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