Health: Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it...

By UhOh - 08/07/2011 20:38 - United States

Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML

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You deserved it 88 985

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Same thing different taste

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 09:55 - United States

Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML

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You deserved it 3 002

By fgbh456 - 28/12/2011 00:48 - United States

Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 129

You deserved it 2 384

By ccat209 - 20/12/2016 04:05 - United States - Riverton

Today, my parents finally realized that I've been sneaking vodka when they weren't home. Note to self: don't let them freeze vodka that's actually 75% water. FML

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You deserved it 9 069

By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 10:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 194

You deserved it 8 186

Hair of the dog

By shartface12 - 06/06/2014 22:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML

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You deserved it 43 662

How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 14:00

Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML

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You deserved it 141

It's just liquid fun

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 05:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML

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You deserved it 3 033

Glass houses and all that

By mirrorfad - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML

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You deserved it 3 344

By Sean - 25/12/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 244

You deserved it 53 858

By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, I asked my mom why she drinks. She said she only drinks when she's depressed. My step-dad said she only drinks on the weekend. Those are the days I'm at her house. FML

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You deserved it 2 772

Keyman1212 14

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:43

Yelling Douchebags Incorporated.

philtheawesome 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:41

what about for the last few weeks? I thought Friday was every week...

Comments

IndianJoe 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 21:50

that trick works pretty good up until 1/2 then it tastes like shit

rwq891 4

Monday 11 July 2011 0:13

Can't think 2 minutes ahead, can you? I'm having a dumbass party, would you like to attend?

chilly012 3

Monday 11 July 2011 1:13

I think you have a problem.

Blondeyecandy 0

Monday 11 July 2011 5:56

Drop it on the floor and say it was an accident, worked for me

kiddo1234578 1

Monday 11 July 2011 6:33

oh man

beehardxcore 26

Monday 11 July 2011 6:51

well CLEARLY you're 21, so just buy her more... oh wait... you must be an underaged closet alkie. love your liver while you can, boozer.

crowbar_2010 2

Monday 11 July 2011 7:33

and this is yet another reason that underage drinking is moronic....and for all you people that would say im a loser for not drinking, remember that when my taxes pay your welfare checks.