Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML
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Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML
Today, my parents finally realized that I've been sneaking vodka when they weren't home. Note to self: don't let them freeze vodka that's actually 75% water. FML
Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML
Today, I asked my mom why she drinks. She said she only drinks when she's depressed. My step-dad said she only drinks on the weekend. Those are the days I'm at her house. FML
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Keyman1212 14
Yelling Douchebags Incorporated.
philtheawesome 0
what about for the last few weeks? I thought Friday was every week...
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Comments (419)
chrisg2001 3
Baka
kcums22 0
Just offer to make your mom a drink and "accidentally" drop the bottle. Easy as that.
alabamajoe77 3
just "accidentally" drop the bottle. after it shatters, no one will know anything.
fknrad 0
drop the bottle so it brakes. make it look like an accident. easy fix
breeeeeezy 0
Hmm well dropping the bottle would work but too bad its made of PLASTIC and I thought of saying the replacing it with water as an intervention thing but my mom isn't a ******* idiot. Oh and btw I'm not stupid I let her open it and take the first drinks then I take some and then let her finish it off but usually make sure it still tastes strong, duh.
cupcake90210 0
r u underage
solayback 0
better get dat ass ready boi!!!! cuz that bomb is about to blow right on it lmao!!!
vivsavage 2
haha stupid baby.
baseballlegitly0 2
tell her to buy better vodka next time ;p
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Ydi ydi ydi ydi ydi ydi ydi ydi ydi ydi... God ur a dumbass