Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML
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Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML
Today, my parents finally realized that I've been sneaking vodka when they weren't home. Note to self: don't let them freeze vodka that's actually 75% water. FML
Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML
Today, I asked my mom why she drinks. She said she only drinks when she's depressed. My step-dad said she only drinks on the weekend. Those are the days I'm at her house. FML
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Keyman1212 14
Yelling Douchebags Incorporated.
philtheawesome 0
what about for the last few weeks? I thought Friday was every week...
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Comments (419)
birdie013 0
stupid kids nowadays
bethanny 0
your the dumbass that drank your mom stuff.
koreangirl92 0
wow are u really that ******* stupid?!? y the heell would you do that when ur mom drinks every Friday. dumbass
gungirl97 0
if your doing that you have to just take a bottle and hide it but make sure its not one of here favorites that way she won't ever know it's watered down and never fill one more then a fourth of the with water
bloopster 2
YDI, you moron! For drinking your mum's vodka, for drinking illegally (if you were old enough, you wouldn't need to steal from your mum's liquor cabinet) and for failing to use common sense. Did the vodka affect your brain cells or have you always been blonde?
bloopster 2
And all the people who "don't get this"; The OP has been drinking her mother's vodka without her knowing, and put water into the vodka bottle so their mother won't notice someone's drank from the bottle. Now the vodka has so much water mixed in it that the alcohol level of the liquor isn't as high as it should be and it doesn't taste "right" anymore. That is why OP's mother will realize that her underaged child has been drinking from the bottle.
ssaammiiee 5
Pathetic! You should of thought about that before...if your gonna drink, at least buy your own. There's these things called runs....yeahh they are useful
SorrowFull 8
try the shit sandwich approach first off tell her 1. "hey mom looks like you have been losing weight", then tell her 2. "mom I drank all your booze", then finish the sandwich off with 3. "I love my mom the most when she doesn't drink", if all else fails run like a weasel you are for trying to hide the fact you have been drinking her alcohol
audsies 0
rubbing alcohol won't do a thing, you aren't supposed to drink that shit, & instead of having her drink go out together for dinner or something. & hide it before you go to sleep.
bvbsoldier 0
Fucktard.