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stupid kids nowadays
your the dumbass that drank your mom stuff.
YDI, you moron! For drinking your mum's vodka, for drinking illegally (if you were old enough, you wouldn't need to steal from your mum's liquor cabinet) and for failing to use common sense. Did the vodka affect your brain cells or have you always been blonde?
And all the people who "don't get this"; The OP has been drinking her mother's vodka without her knowing, and put water into the vodka bottle so their mother won't notice someone's drank from the bottle. Now the vodka has so much water mixed in it that the alcohol level of the liquor isn't as high as it should be and it doesn't taste "right" anymore. That is why OP's mother will realize that her underaged child has been drinking from the bottle.
try the shit sandwich approach first off tell her 1. "hey mom looks like you have been losing weight", then tell her 2. "mom I drank all your booze", then finish the sandwich off with 3. "I love my mom the most when she doesn't drink", if all else fails run like a weasel you are for trying to hide the fact you have been drinking her alcohol
Fucktard.
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what about for the last few weeks? I thought Friday was every week...