By UhOh - 08/07/2011 20:38 - United States

Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 163
You deserved it 88 985

Same thing different taste

Top comments

what about for the last few weeks? I thought Friday was every week...

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your the dumbass that drank your mom stuff.

koreangirl92 0

wow are u really that ******* stupid?!? y the heell would you do that when ur mom drinks every Friday. dumbass

gungirl97 0

if your doing that you have to just take a bottle and hide it but make sure its not one of here favorites that way she won't ever know it's watered down and never fill one more then a fourth of the with water

YDI, you moron! For drinking your mum's vodka, for drinking illegally (if you were old enough, you wouldn't need to steal from your mum's liquor cabinet) and for failing to use common sense. Did the vodka affect your brain cells or have you always been blonde?

And all the people who "don't get this"; The OP has been drinking her mother's vodka without her knowing, and put water into the vodka bottle so their mother won't notice someone's drank from the bottle. Now the vodka has so much water mixed in it that the alcohol level of the liquor isn't as high as it should be and it doesn't taste "right" anymore. That is why OP's mother will realize that her underaged child has been drinking from the bottle.

ssaammiiee 5

Pathetic! You should of thought about that before...if your gonna drink, at least buy your own. There's these things called runs....yeahh they are useful

SorrowFull 8

try the shit sandwich approach first off tell her 1. "hey mom looks like you have been losing weight", then tell her 2. "mom I drank all your booze", then finish the sandwich off with 3. "I love my mom the most when she doesn't drink", if all else fails run like a weasel you are for trying to hide the fact you have been drinking her alcohol

audsies 0

rubbing alcohol won't do a thing, you aren't supposed to drink that shit, & instead of having her drink go out together for dinner or something. & hide it before you go to sleep.