Health: Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it...

By UhOh - 08/07/2011 20:38 - United States

Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 09:55 - United States

Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML

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By fgbh456 - 28/12/2011 00:48 - United States

Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML

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By ccat209 - 20/12/2016 04:05 - United States - Riverton

Today, my parents finally realized that I've been sneaking vodka when they weren't home. Note to self: don't let them freeze vodka that's actually 75% water. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 10:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML

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By shartface12 - 06/06/2014 22:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 14:00

Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML

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It's just liquid fun

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 05:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML

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Glass houses and all that

By mirrorfad - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML

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By Sean - 25/12/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, I asked my mom why she drinks. She said she only drinks when she's depressed. My step-dad said she only drinks on the weekend. Those are the days I'm at her house. FML

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Saturday 9 July 2011 0:43

Yelling Douchebags Incorporated.

philtheawesome 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:41

what about for the last few weeks? I thought Friday was every week...

Comments

bergd 5

Monday 16 July 2012 10:11

Give her some of the stronger stuff so she's drunk and the give her the watered down stuff

ViviMage 39

Friday 28 September 2012 0:47

Clearly you buy more for her! If you're drinking it you MUST be old enough to buy it. Else, YDI

kgromer 2

Tuesday 30 October 2012 2:41

I'm assuming your family is full of alcoholics... You do know there is a program called AA... You guys might want to check if out....

moustd 1

Tuesday 20 November 2012 11:58

this is fake, you do realizes that by adding water to alcohol it turn white

annunaki_fml 11

Monday 9 June 2014 20:06

you ****** up...tighten up yo.

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Monday 15 December 2014 23:30

That's what you get for stealing moms vodka

Shamandalie89 32

Wednesday 17 June 2015 14:32

Like mother, like daughter, huh?

vb68_fml 28

Saturday 7 November 2015 8:33

You can always say you did it to prevent her from drinking...

LifeTrolls 16

Sunday 8 November 2015 6:40

If you are doing this for her health, great work! You are doing a great service to her, even if she does not yet recognize it.

SimpleBurd 5

Sunday 27 December 2015 22:46

I'm really confused of what happened in this situation... Can someone please help explain?

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Today, my family cancelled coming for Christmas again for the third time in four years. I only get to see my son for a few hours in the morning, then I'll be on my own the whole time. Again. FML

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