Today, after weeks, I've finally reached my goal and lost 10 lbs. My sister got jealous about me losing weight, and told my parents and coworkers that I'm anorexic. Hello, intervention. FML
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Today, my family held an intervention and told me I needed to lose weight. It probably would've had more impact if they hadn't done this over video chat while stuffing their faces at an all-you-can-eat buffet. FML
Today, I saw my parents for the first time in 11 weeks. They commented on how much weight I lost. I told how due to stress, I hadn't been able to eat anything for the past two weeks and I was basically unintentionally starving myself. They told me to keep it up. FML
Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML
Today, I overheard my ripped, handsome, genetically perfect brother telling my mom how "fat people" make him "nervous". I have only recently accepted my weight, after struggling for years. I now understand why my brother rarely talks to me. FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
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kickazz16 15
ignore her. you're amazing for completing that hard goal and congrats! keep it up!
TripOnShoelaces 0
Tell them about her having an over-eating disorder. Works the same way.
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Comments (188)
tnlander 20
Show up to the intervention with a giant Cheeseburger in your hand. Problem Solved.
ImaWiseGuy 5
2, and 29 that's funny your gonna call somebody idiotic when your entertaining your idea of a idiotic conversation by joining in, with that said in my mind that makes the both of you moronic in your own right....
sketcher56 3
if you twist round the L it becomes a J. intervention fmj
JoeyPterodactyl 0
Then announce she just wasted everyone's time and make her a pariah.
Tjack_atack 0
what they deleted my comments this is bs!
ChantelRenaeee 0
don't worry about your sister. I'm sure you look and feel amazing from losing thy weight. good on you op.:)
TacoDog 0
That's a heavy jab. Your sister should know how to balance the scales.
lanier25n 7
After you eat something throw up on her. and say it was food poisoning or something. lol
sourgirl101 29
Did no one notice all your hard work of dieting and exercising in those weeks? Are you losing weight the correct way? Be happy that you have people that care enough about you and hope you're doing it the correct way and not just swallowing a bunch of harmful pills or not eating etc.... oh and Congrats!
rattusrattus 19
Ow. You are in trouble, unless your sister has a history. Anything you say will be taken as denial. FYL.