Today, after weeks, I've finally reached my goal and lost 10 lbs. My sister got jealous about me losing weight, and told my parents and coworkers that I'm anorexic. Hello, intervention. FML
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Today, my family held an intervention and told me I needed to lose weight. It probably would've had more impact if they hadn't done this over video chat while stuffing their faces at an all-you-can-eat buffet. FML
Today, I saw my parents for the first time in 11 weeks. They commented on how much weight I lost. I told how due to stress, I hadn't been able to eat anything for the past two weeks and I was basically unintentionally starving myself. They told me to keep it up. FML
Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML
Today, I overheard my ripped, handsome, genetically perfect brother telling my mom how "fat people" make him "nervous". I have only recently accepted my weight, after struggling for years. I now understand why my brother rarely talks to me. FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
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kickazz16 15
ignore her. you're amazing for completing that hard goal and congrats! keep it up!
TripOnShoelaces 0
Tell them about her having an over-eating disorder. Works the same way.
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Comments (188)
Thrasher91 0
Smack your bitch up. Anti-flood can kiss my ass
annetsplayground 2
@75: anorexia patients often eat normal meals and then puke, especially when the people around them start to suspect they have a problem. if it seems like you are eating normal portions and no one knows you throw it up right after it takes a lot longer before people will think you have an eating disorder.
dentondobbins 0
say your sister has a lying disorder
wafflemen 2
your Sis is a bitch good for you
L3g4lPl4typus 0
tell them about her abortion. that should work well lol
Moondune 0
oh my god I totally understand! my sister says the same thing about me!
NANDwich 5
He's right, Tess. Go somewhere else. So far, I've seen someone who suggested pepper-spraying a 9-year old boy, a comments section entirely filled with suggestions of "kick them in the nuts," and an FML from someone who got mad at another person's taste in music and punched them in the face. They broke their hand and somehow thought they were the victim. Seriously, get out before you get sucked into an existence of verbally abusing others like I did.
krismir29 0
perhaps her sister is genuinely concerened. I have been in both positions. diagnosed bulimic, then years later discovered my sisters anorexia. which was covered by my own because I started earlier. my point uis my sister did the same thing and I did the Same thing for her. out of concern
geeksaresexy 18
A lot of siblings who develop eating disorders together help each other to HIDE what they're doing or egg each other on to lose that pound.. It's nice to see when they occasionally actually help each other get better.
tjsomethin 9
God damn quickscoper
hateevryone 15
tell her jealousy is an illness. get well soon.