Today, after weeks, I've finally reached my goal and lost 10 lbs. My sister got jealous about me losing weight, and told my parents and coworkers that I'm anorexic. Hello, intervention. FML
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Today, my family held an intervention and told me I needed to lose weight. It probably would've had more impact if they hadn't done this over video chat while stuffing their faces at an all-you-can-eat buffet. FML
Today, I saw my parents for the first time in 11 weeks. They commented on how much weight I lost. I told how due to stress, I hadn't been able to eat anything for the past two weeks and I was basically unintentionally starving myself. They told me to keep it up. FML
Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML
Today, I overheard my ripped, handsome, genetically perfect brother telling my mom how "fat people" make him "nervous". I have only recently accepted my weight, after struggling for years. I now understand why my brother rarely talks to me. FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
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kickazz16 15
ignore her. you're amazing for completing that hard goal and congrats! keep it up!
TripOnShoelaces 0
Tell them about her having an over-eating disorder. Works the same way.
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Comments (188)
senerimtz92 0
Lol sucks 4 u, but losing ten pounds, pretty awesome. Most of us cant lose even one :p
xxlauruh 0
79, do you know what site you're on? if you want to have an intellectually stimulating conversation, you might want to try somewhere else. this site is just for fun. you cant truly tell the quality of someones intellect based solely on their comments on fml.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
No, it doesn't seem weird at all. Sisters can be jealous little bitches. Just the other day, my friend found a job after a long and difficult search. Instead of being happy for her, her sister called her a bitch, tried punching her, and basically threw a huge fit, because it was a job she wanted and was eventually going to apply for, only she never got around to it due to lack of motivation. I seriously dont think OP is in denial here. I think the sister j a lazy jealous little bitch that needs a wakeup call to the face.
shove117 0
girls are dumb when it comes to girls.
im_bored_tired 12
you're dumb when it comes to girls
M0rt 0
Time for a new sister? I smell another intervention.
DeadxManxWalking 27
she should just follow you and learn how to lose the pounds and appreciate you
devwre 0
no.... anorexia involves not eating. so by eating a lot, she would disprove it.
Connerzz87 6
does she not know she'll have to explian how your. anerexic jokes on her
KickItHigh 32
39, also, maybe she was 140 and wanted to get down to 130... Eh, who knows.
dvdp112 0
here is some advice when your at the intervention just call everyone a bitch it will help.. lol FML logic gotta love it..