Love, Pregnancy and Awkward: Wishful thinking

Wishful thinking

By Anonymous - 15/07/2025 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife told me she’s pregnant and we went through the whole range of emotions together, surprise, happiness, tears, anger, acceptance, you name it. An hour later she said she wanted to save the pregnancy test for memories. Guess she forgot her glasses, it very clearly says NOT pregnant. FML

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kittycatkelss 29

Wednesday 16 July 2025 3:22

If you read the instructions, most tests will tell you not to read results after an hour.. there’s a reason for that. Perchance another test is a good idea

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kittycatkelss 29

Wednesday 16 July 2025 3:22

If you read the instructions, most tests will tell you not to read results after an hour.. there’s a reason for that. Perchance another test is a good idea