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Leg day

By NervousDog - 06/08/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, at work, I dropped a dried giant millipede specimen. Horrible little legs went everywhere. Now I need to glue it back together. FML

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Wednesday 6 August 2025 23:50

That's just weird enough to be true. It would be great if your organization could somehow procure another giant millipede and start over. Sorry for your horrible task ahead.

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DLBL 20

Wednesday 6 August 2025 23:50

That's just weird enough to be true. It would be great if your organization could somehow procure another giant millipede and start over. Sorry for your horrible task ahead.

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