Today, after weeks, I've finally reached my goal and lost 10 lbs. My sister got jealous about me losing weight, and told my parents and coworkers that I'm anorexic. Hello, intervention. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my family held an intervention and told me I needed to lose weight. It probably would've had more impact if they hadn't done this over video chat while stuffing their faces at an all-you-can-eat buffet. FML
Today, I saw my parents for the first time in 11 weeks. They commented on how much weight I lost. I told how due to stress, I hadn't been able to eat anything for the past two weeks and I was basically unintentionally starving myself. They told me to keep it up. FML
Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML
Today, I overheard my ripped, handsome, genetically perfect brother telling my mom how "fat people" make him "nervous". I have only recently accepted my weight, after struggling for years. I now understand why my brother rarely talks to me. FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
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kickazz16 15
ignore her. you're amazing for completing that hard goal and congrats! keep it up!
TripOnShoelaces 0
Tell them about her having an over-eating disorder. Works the same way.
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Comments (188)
narrowords 18
You could say, "No, this is how I lost it, and I'd be willing to help my sister lose weight, too, if she wants to stop making up lies and be happy for me."
JackDaniels10 0
defiantly agree, that was a bitch move on OPs sisters part..she needs to quit being lazy and maybe ask her sister how she did it so she to can lose weight rather than just making up lies to try and make her self feel better..
Tjack_attack 0
i think she means it because I'm black and she thinks were all stupid . shame on you
nlr 9
29 has no humor in her what so ever!
CallMeHush 1
There is a world of difference between 130 to 120 and 110 to 100.
Virginia6810 16
???
CallMeHush 1
Let's just go with a height of 5'4". 100lbs would be skinny and 5'6 a bone rack. At 5'8", skeletal remains. Better?
Virginia6810 16
I'm not saying you were wrong. I agree. but OP never said how much they weigh. Although, if their goal was to lose just 10 I'm guessing they weren't too heavy to begin with.
jackiemoonthepro 5
your sisters a bitch
stevenmx86 8
Nice job op! Ignore your sister.. Like you said, she's obviously just jealous and has no motivation
CatMeister 0
Congrats on losing weight!
purplefatmidget 0
35 You're a freaking dumbass.
im_bored_tired 12
haha lmao slap your sister out of her chair!
im_bored_tired 12
considering the chair hasn't collapsed under her fat tail!
DCFan 9
Well.......? How DID you lose the ten lbs?