Today, after weeks, I've finally reached my goal and lost 10 lbs. My sister got jealous about me losing weight, and told my parents and coworkers that I'm anorexic. Hello, intervention. FML
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Mukbang
Today, my family held an intervention and told me I needed to lose weight. It probably would've had more impact if they hadn't done this over video chat while stuffing their faces at an all-you-can-eat buffet. FML
Keep it up
Today, I saw my parents for the first time in 11 weeks. They commented on how much weight I lost. I told how due to stress, I hadn't been able to eat anything for the past two weeks and I was basically unintentionally starving myself. They told me to keep it up. FML
Missing the point 101
Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML
Today, I overheard my ripped, handsome, genetically perfect brother telling my mom how "fat people" make him "nervous". I have only recently accepted my weight, after struggling for years. I now understand why my brother rarely talks to me. FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Don't attempt this
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Classic Mom moment
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Top comments
kickazz16 15
ignore her. you're amazing for completing that hard goal and congrats! keep it up!
TripOnShoelaces 0
Tell them about her having an over-eating disorder. Works the same way.
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Comments (188)
xxlauruh 0
you called people idiotic out of left field. so don't say you didn't start anything. the comments section is for statements regarding the fml. Not other people.
marrriah 6
Hey, being anorexic isn't that bad - at least you get very skinny and beautiful :) !
Playful1985 9
Take a different approach. Say you're so glad your sister's taken an interest in your diet and exercise. In front of everyone tell her the things you did to loose the weight that she could do. If you guilt trip your family enough by being positive, they might chip in for a nutritionalist/trainer.
Playful1985 9
The point is, people with disorders get defensive because they have something to hide. If you act positive and excited about sharing, it shows you don't have a disorder.
KataraTheBender 0
what a bitchy sister. Your amazing and she deserves to be fat & ugly is that is what she did.
elmorous 0
That's right. Eat and don't poop. A little intestinal yoga to help stretch your colon ;)
karaaa16 0
Jealousy is a sister.
effarve 2
you should get even by putting corn syrup in all her food so she gains like 30 pounds.
Thrasher91 0
Smack your bitch up
Thrasher91 0
Smack your bitch up