By anonymous - 05/05/2015 05:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was talking to a cute guy at my house party and had to fart. Luckily, it was silent. Unluckily, he smelled it, thought my house had a gas leak, and ran to the basement to check the pipes and ensure our safety. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 565
You deserved it 6 314

Same thing different taste

Top comments

He probably did it to not embarrass you, he's a keeper.

Gotta love a man with an escape plan


He probably did it to not embarrass you, he's a keeper.

If he wanted to do that then he wouldn't have said anything.

Nope, he probably did it so he wouldn't have to smell farts.

ExtremeEncounter 32

Maybe it would be best to try and contain such vile fumes to the inside of a toilet bowl lol

Toilet bowls are like amplifiers of farts! Bad bad advice!

ExtremeEncounter 32

That's why you close the door.

#37, believe it or not - Farts can still be heard through a closed, locked door! I think it's because of these 'ears' everyone seems to be on about lately, maybe you should invest in some if you didn't already

Ehm, did you read the FML? It said house party. Where I come from house parties are extremely loud. The advice you guys are making fun of is the best advice I've seen so far..

#49 OP said the fart was silent, closing the door would help prevent the smell to escape.

ExtremeEncounter 32

#49 Lol did you even read the FML? The problem wasn't the sound it was the smell.

ExtremeEncounter 32

#27 I don't think toilet bowls cause farts to smell worse. In fact they don't.

PandaLoverNicole 9

She was talking about the sound.

gintwinsmoore 20

#75, #27 didn't say they'd smell worse or better, #27 was merely saying that going to a bathroom and sitting on a toilet would contain the smell instead of farting right in the guy's face!

ExtremeEncounter 32

#77 Indeed, but should one read the FML one would realize that the problem is smell, not sound.

ExtremeEncounter 32

#78, 27 said it would amplify, she never said of anything being contained better.

Oh yeah cause the guy had his face in between her ass

Steffi3 40

At least he cares about you and your safety

Seems like you are in a stinky situation.

arianarochele 9

Why do you continue to troll? ?

ptellini 7

He mistook your fart for a gas leak in the house? Not smart but seems like a nice guy.

It seems as if the natural gas leak came from a different source

Gotta love a man with an escape plan

Phewww it was so close to ruin the whole thing lol

ZombieVampirez 24

You might wanna go see a doctor for that. Or clench a little tighter til you can go outside