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Well that stinks!
What a waste of a perfectly good comment opportunity.
Damn it, #1. You had ONE job!
shut your face
He probably did it to not embarrass you, he's a keeper.
If he wanted to do that then he wouldn't have said anything.
Nope, he probably did it so he wouldn't have to smell farts.
Maybe it would be best to try and contain such vile fumes to the inside of a toilet bowl lol
Toilet bowls are like amplifiers of farts! Bad bad advice!
#37, believe it or not - Farts can still be heard through a closed, locked door! I think it's because of these 'ears' everyone seems to be on about lately, maybe you should invest in some if you didn't already
Ehm, did you read the FML? It said house party. Where I come from house parties are extremely loud. The advice you guys are making fun of is the best advice I've seen so far..
#49 OP said the fart was silent, closing the door would help prevent the smell to escape.
Oh yeah cause the guy had his face in between her ass
Seems like you are in a stinky situation.
Why do people continue to do this?
That's what he wants you to think.
It seems as if the natural gas leak came from a different source
Gotta love a man with an escape plan
Phewww it was so close to ruin the whole thing lol
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He probably did it to not embarrass you, he's a keeper.
Gotta love a man with an escape plan