What a waste of a perfectly good comment opportunity.

Damn it, #1. You had ONE job!

shut your face

If he wanted to do that then he wouldn't have said anything.

Nope, he probably did it so he wouldn't have to smell farts.

Toilet bowls are like amplifiers of farts! Bad bad advice!

That's why you close the door.

#37, believe it or not - Farts can still be heard through a closed, locked door! I think it's because of these 'ears' everyone seems to be on about lately, maybe you should invest in some if you didn't already

Ehm, did you read the FML? It said house party. Where I come from house parties are extremely loud. The advice you guys are making fun of is the best advice I've seen so far..

#49 OP said the fart was silent, closing the door would help prevent the smell to escape.

#49 Lol did you even read the FML? The problem wasn't the sound it was the smell.

#27 I don't think toilet bowls cause farts to smell worse. In fact they don't.

She was talking about the sound.

#75, #27 didn't say they'd smell worse or better, #27 was merely saying that going to a bathroom and sitting on a toilet would contain the smell instead of farting right in the guy's face!

#77 Indeed, but should one read the FML one would realize that the problem is smell, not sound.

#78, 27 said it would amplify, she never said of anything being contained better.

Oh yeah cause the guy had his face in between her ass

Why do people continue to do this?

Why do you continue to troll? ?

That's what he wants you to think.