Intimacy: Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face,...

By Nasty - 30/08/2011 16:48 - United States

Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. Im blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML

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By lice - 28/03/2009 13:34 - United States

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML

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By kdehshaden - 30/04/2012 08:25 - United States

Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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By soapy - 01/10/2011 16:08 - Canada

Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML

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By Philip - 17/02/2017 16:00 - Australia

Today, my roommate told me that when he takes a shower he likes to swipe the bar of soap in between his butt cheeks, "like a credit card." I use that soap on my face. FML

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By Matt - 28/04/2012 18:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML

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By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2011 03:51 - United States

Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2009 07:08 - Canada

Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML

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iluvwaffles42 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 22:03

I don't use a bar of soap on my face. Just saying.

saIty 17

Tuesday 30 August 2011 22:04

He wanted to clean Jeffrey Jr for you tonight.

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kasheahockey 8

Sunday 27 July 2014 2:01

How did you not notice it at first? FYL OP I'm sorry

Miss_A_x0x 12

Wednesday 21 January 2015 22:43

YDI. Bar soap is nasty and covered with bacteria. Now maybe you'll invest in a decent body wash, wash cloths and perhaps, just perhaps if you're attached to your bar soap. Get a separate bar!

Rectov 10

Wednesday 12 August 2015 19:35

That was your own fault my friend

sierra_ky 19

Monday 30 November 2015 20:11

that's your own fault

sk1tt135 22

Monday 27 June 2016 9:01

Exactly why I don't use bar soap, period.

KrazyKatz333 15

Monday 22 August 2016 13:00

Your face has never encountered his pubes before?

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