Health: Today, my roommate told me that when he takes a shower he likes...

By Philip - 17/02/2017 16:00 - Australia

Today, my roommate told me that when he takes a shower he likes to swipe the bar of soap in between his butt cheeks, "like a credit card." I use that soap on my face. FML

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great_nate 23

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Friday 17 February 2017 4:28

You share the soap?

tin_cup 27

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Friday 17 February 2017 4:11

A clean bum is a happy bum

moodyreallyrocks 27

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Friday 17 February 2017 4:06

That really stinks OP!!

tin_cup 27

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Friday 17 February 2017 4:11

A clean bum is a happy bum

kobbi k 1

Monday 20 February 2017 7:56

rgetting 24

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Friday 17 February 2017 4:18

Sorry, OP. I just can't stop laughing and imagining you washing your face with my soap.

RichardPencil 30

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Friday 17 February 2017 4:20

You shouldn't be using soap that has a "magnetic strip" on it.

brenton490 19

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Friday 17 February 2017 4:27

shouldn't rub a soap any where directly to your body use a cloth.

Tumaco1963 19

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Friday 17 February 2017 20:21

Why? Just more unnecessary laundry.

great_nate 23

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Friday 17 February 2017 4:28

You share the soap?

cacheson 41

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Friday 17 February 2017 14:14

OP was probably unaware of the soap sharing.

jobekka 20

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Friday 17 February 2017 4:30

just buy a soap for yourself.. btw what do you use to clean your butt?

species4872 19

Friday 17 February 2017 4:37

It's soap, it cleans itself.

aquapearl736 16

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Friday 17 February 2017 4:37

Why would you share a bar of soap knowing that you and your roommate both use it directly to clean yourselves? Even if they didn't wipe their ass with it, that's still really unsanitary. Either get separate bars or get your own separate washcloths.

allie2590 31

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Friday 17 February 2017 5:04

"Soap is soap! It's self cleaning!"

alternative-facts 6

Saturday 18 February 2017 4:07

Maybe...if it's antibacterial soap. But that's not good for your sensitive areas, or your face. So basically, sharing regular soap is still nasty. You definitely need your own bar.