By Philip - 17/02/2017 16:00 - Australia

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Today, my roommate told me that when he takes a shower he likes to swipe the bar of soap in between his butt cheeks, "like a credit card." I use that soap on my face. FML
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rgetting 24

Sorry, OP. I just can't stop laughing and imagining you washing your face with my soap.

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RichardPencil 30

You shouldn't be using soap that has a "magnetic strip" on it.

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brenton490 19

shouldn't rub a soap any where directly to your body use a cloth.

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jobekka 20

just buy a soap for yourself.. btw what do you use to clean your butt?

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species4872 19

It's soap, it cleans itself.

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aquapearl736 16

Why would you share a bar of soap knowing that you and your roommate both use it directly to clean yourselves? Even if they didn't wipe their ass with it, that's still really unsanitary. Either get separate bars or get your own separate washcloths.

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alternative-facts 6

Maybe...if it's antibacterial soap. But that's not good for your sensitive areas, or your face. So basically, sharing regular soap is still nasty. You definitely need your own bar.

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