By Philip - 17/02/2017 16:00 - Australia

Today, my roommate told me that when he takes a shower he likes to swipe the bar of soap in between his butt cheeks, "like a credit card." I use that soap on my face. FML
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You share the soap?

A clean bum is a happy bum


That really stinks OP!!

A clean bum is a happy bum

kobbi k 1


Sorry, OP. I just can't stop laughing and imagining you washing your face with my soap.

You shouldn't be using soap that has a "magnetic strip" on it.

shouldn't rub a soap any where directly to your body use a cloth.

Why? Just more unnecessary laundry.

You share the soap?

OP was probably unaware of the soap sharing.

just buy a soap for yourself.. btw what do you use to clean your butt?

species4872 19

It's soap, it cleans itself.

Why would you share a bar of soap knowing that you and your roommate both use it directly to clean yourselves? Even if they didn't wipe their ass with it, that's still really unsanitary. Either get separate bars or get your own separate washcloths.

"Soap is soap! It's self cleaning!"

alternative-facts 6

Maybe...if it's antibacterial soap. But that's not good for your sensitive areas, or your face. So basically, sharing regular soap is still nasty. You definitely need your own bar.

Friends! Yes.