I like trains.

BECAUSE ppl cheese is good.... morons

Alright, for the mentally challenged: OP was driving their car when it started to smoke and they assumed it would catch on fire at any given moment. OP left car in front of (irrelevant store) parking lot. OP went to work without their car. (probably couldn't call off work/needed the money/didn't have the money to tow/repair their car) Po'po (or some snitch) noticed the car hadn't moved since OP parked it there. (store parking lot) Po'po decided to warn OP of possible tow (via phone) OP assumes they cannot move said car due to unknown mechanical failures.. hence, "FML" -MaD-

ydi for not putting coolant in your car for a long time. you can't expect anyone allow you to hinder his or her business just because you're irresponsible.

not very good FMLs today, it still moves right?

Ydi for still being a smoker.

Mr. Mad is a HERO! epic

umm if my car smoked i wouldnt move it because heat and gasoline dont mix

and that's wy we hate cops

his car was smoking not him dumb shit

We hate cops because they protect people's rights? Parking lots are not public property, and he had no right to leave it there. He's lucky he even got a call, honestly. If someone parks in my parking lot I don't call the cops. I call the towing company.

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he is lucky that the police told him instead of just towing it

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dang.

Your lack of punctuation made this a particularly annoying comment to read.

my cat started smoking today too

if the OP can't explain the "smoking car" properly, I wonder how she went past highschool and got a job. Lousy recruiters!

I'm having a hard time quitting smoking too :/

i laughed my ass off. great comment

Clearly someone doesn't know the most common thing that makes a car smoke... I'm a girl and I know that. Jeez.