Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I knew my relationship was basically over when my boyfriend invited me over, and I was more excited about seeing his dog than seeing him. FML
Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my fiancé and I moved into a new home a few houses away from our previous one. We were excited about not hearing our roommate's dog howling non-stop anymore. We can hear him from the new house. Very clearly. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, I realized that I'm going to miss my mom's boyfriend's dog more than I'm actually going to miss him. The relationship is practically over but I've grown fond of his dog. FML
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Fail_FML 0
I'd go for the dog :)
Anonnamus 0
Hmmm. Was the dog a Siberian Husky?
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Comments (53)
Geekgirl87 6
hun, I know exactly how you feel!
popatia 0
Snickerdoodle is a grammar Nazi failure. Age can't even capitalize her own username. LOL. Plus I'm almost 100% sure you related to Dr. Phil. The know-it-all douchebag.
lilubird 0
live-in sex partner? way to be a pretentious and judgemental snicker.
capthavoc123 0
Tip: If you have to uproot your life to make a relationship work, it wasn't worth saving.
Zebidee 9
I agree with #18, "live-in sex partner" is a pretty big call, and pretty disrespectful to the huge proportion of women who choose to live with a partner without being married. I'd like to think my girlfriend brings something more to our relationship than being a self-propelled sex toy.
suzzette_fml 0
um....then y r u still with him? u must be really desperate if ur staying with someone like that
MrMaD_fml 2
rule#1: always live for yourself, first. -MaD-
mbjp93 0
She probably meant uprooted her life in that she had to move away with him for work related reasons.
cabbitt 0
YDI for uprooting your life for an asshole.
Astroman129 7
Threesome? =]