Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I knew my relationship was basically over when my boyfriend invited me over, and I was more excited about seeing his dog than seeing him. FML
Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my fiancé and I moved into a new home a few houses away from our previous one. We were excited about not hearing our roommate's dog howling non-stop anymore. We can hear him from the new house. Very clearly. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, I realized that I'm going to miss my mom's boyfriend's dog more than I'm actually going to miss him. The relationship is practically over but I've grown fond of his dog. FML
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Fail_FML 0
I'd go for the dog :)
Anonnamus 0
Hmmm. Was the dog a Siberian Husky?
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Anonnamus 0
Hmmm. Was the dog a Siberian Husky?
evig_fml 16
omg so funny earlier fml so happy I saw that one!
evig_fml 16
it's offical 99% of Americans hate snickerdoodles! congrats snicker take your award
iloveloosy12 0
ydi that's why you don't go out with jerks
woofis 0
wow snick makes a comment and EVERYBODY critisizes
ColdGold 6
If you like the victim/martyr role, then that really works out for you.
armyguy911 0
I've been there
corme_fml 0
If he was affectionate before the move.... FML. But most likely.. YDI. I'm guessing he didn't go from being overly clingly and affectionate to ignoring you overnight. And if you want some attention, have you tried making the first move? Or asking him to spend some time with you??
deathartisan 0
I'm sorry op, but I must agree with earlier comments about Ydi. You really should weigh your options before you uproot your life for a person. In a small way I will say Fyl because your dating an asshole. Find someone better for you.
buggybeauty 0
YDI! you're an idiot!
idkweird 0
Snick, I feel like, either way, it's a YDI. You just shouldn't uproot your entire life for someone else. Even though my boyfriend moved across the country to live with me, there were a lot of other factors. He definitely didn't do it completely for me. He did a lot of it for himself, as well. He visited here to see if he would like it, he got a job long before he ever moved, and he was already looking to move before I ever came along. The OP made the choice to uproot herself, and therefore needs to take responsibility for it. There were no guarantees that everything was going to be perfect and wonderful. It also sounds like maybe the move in was too soon. I know people who have had their relationships ruined by moving in too soon. :/