Today, after trying for months for a baby, I finally got a positive test. For chlamydia. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, after months of trying for a baby and telling me how he wants a family and can't wait to have a kid with me, my boyfriend was relieved when I got a negative home test, saying he's not ready for kids yet. I took another test this morning. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, one day after our 12-year wedding anniversary, which my husband failed to acknowledge, I found a receipt in his pocket for chlamydia testing. We haven't had sex in two years. FML
Yeet it
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
Good or bad news?
Today, I decided I was gonna take a pregnancy test after being two months late. I bought two because I was sure it would give me a positive. That same night I got my period. FML
Dodged a bullet
Today, I went to the doctor's office after getting a positive pregnancy test. She did another one to confirm the result, which came back negative. My husband is wandering around with a great big smile on his face, because he isn't going to "have a rugrat." FML
Classic Dave
Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Top comments
enxhi96 21
Maybe you should have done std tests before taking the condoms off? Just a thought...
SoloAutotunE 17
At least that's one of the STIs that are curable and not something like herpes or aids
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Comments (88)
losttheworld 2
Maybe you both should have gotten checked for stds before having sex...
tryingNOTtocry 3
Bitch I feel
kyu_Q 19
maybe OP was not the only one he was trying with.
bapbap_fml 15
Lots of people jumping to conclusions on here. You can get an STI from one person, and also the tests can be wrong on occasion. Either way, it's treatable. Hope after it's cleared up you have better luck with getting pregnant. .
cantfixme36 28
At least you don't have chlamydia and are pregnant... That would suck...
bapbap_fml 15
I think you read it wrong, she does have chlamydia. And she wants to be pregnant but isn't.
Miss_Whipped 43
I think you read it wrong. #53 was saying at least OP isn't pregnant with chlamydia at the same time.
Dawsonah 14
I know someone who had had it. It's not fun to cure but it is curable
corky1992 33
Instead of everyone bashing her, maybe take in consideration that maybe her partner cheated and gave her an std? Don't be so quick to assume that she's entirely at fault.
tomvertigo 17
Remain positive, OP. A-thank you.
tomvertigo 17
*slow clap*
TheyCallMeDamien 18
A double positive might have meant a negative. At least now you know who you are dealing with.