Just a prank, bro

By sarah - 28/03/2021 20:00

Today, my parents wouldn't stop making fun of my shy bladder by camping out in front of the bathroom door while I’m trying to pee. As a result, I haven’t peed in 10 hours and my bladder is going to explode. FML
I agree, your life sucks 944
You deserved it 136

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Braydon Stewart 5

pretend you are going to take a shower. turn the shower on, then go pee while it's running.

Guillaume Deschênes 7

get out of the bathroom (trust me on this one) discreetly pour water in front of the kitchen sink (I know more flowing water won't help in the short run but it'll pay out in the long run ) tell your parents the kitchen sink is leaking they'll focus on that and you'll be in peace to piss

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Guillaume Deschênes 7

get out of the bathroom (trust me on this one) discreetly pour water in front of the kitchen sink (I know more flowing water won't help in the short run but it'll pay out in the long run ) tell your parents the kitchen sink is leaking they'll focus on that and you'll be in peace to piss

Maybe you can relax somehow. Lock the door so noone could barge in, get headphones to listen to music and close your eyes to isolate yourself.

Braydon Stewart 5

pretend you are going to take a shower. turn the shower on, then go pee while it's running.

Pee on them to see if they continue to quip about it

bleachedraven 14

All good suggestions. Not being able to pee for hours is uncomfortable.

My favorite is the “Pee on them and see if they continue to quip about it” 😂😂🤣

bleachedraven 14

😂

If that were me, I would not appreciate my parents trying to get involved with my bathroom habits. They need to leave you alone.

Theyre weird for wanting to hear you go to the bathroom anyways just doesn’t seem right

Noise-cancelling headphones. Or just piss in their bed until they learn to leave you alone.

🤣piss in their bed 🤣

what they are doing to you is abusive, and can cause you to have medical issues such as a UTI, and can lead to a weakened bladder.

That's not good for your kidneys. I wonder if there is some sort of medication you can take, if one of the other suggestions on here doesn't work.