Today, after trying for months for a baby, I finally got a positive test. For chlamydia. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, after months of trying for a baby and telling me how he wants a family and can't wait to have a kid with me, my boyfriend was relieved when I got a negative home test, saying he's not ready for kids yet. I took another test this morning. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, one day after our 12-year wedding anniversary, which my husband failed to acknowledge, I found a receipt in his pocket for chlamydia testing. We haven't had sex in two years. FML
Yeet it
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
Good or bad news?
Today, I decided I was gonna take a pregnancy test after being two months late. I bought two because I was sure it would give me a positive. That same night I got my period. FML
Dodged a bullet
Today, I went to the doctor's office after getting a positive pregnancy test. She did another one to confirm the result, which came back negative. My husband is wandering around with a great big smile on his face, because he isn't going to "have a rugrat." FML
Classic Dave
Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
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enxhi96 21
Maybe you should have done std tests before taking the condoms off? Just a thought...
SoloAutotunE 17
At least that's one of the STIs that are curable and not something like herpes or aids
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Comments (88)
superapple 23
Am I the only one who thinks this is about her husband cheating on her with someone who has/ had chlamydia.
GhostFox 34
I'm guessing this might have been diagnosed during a visit to a doctor to see why OP (and their potential partner) were having issues getting pregnant. That said, I hope that if OP did catch it from their partner, it was because said partner had it and didn't know before they started dating. Hopefully it hasn't done too much damage to your fertility or the fertility of your partner. On the plus side, at least you found out now instead of when you were pregnant or after your child was born with it. If fertility was damaged, you can always look into IVF and other fertility treatments, or adoption if those aren't options. Good luck with the entire situation, OP. Sounds like you need it.
aeryn97 17
Maybe you've dodged a bullet? having a kid with a possible cheating partner would be awful.
Kielnmsoftly 26
So were you just sleeping with random people and trying to have a baby or did the person you were with cheat on you and pass the disease onto you?
mariri9206 32
Luuuuuucy! You got some splaining to do!
Kr1ket927 15
I'm not going to make any assumptions like everyone else. Just wanted to say I'm so sorry that happened to you.
LatelyBananah 14
Hope u ll get better. Take care !
DixieDarlin23 7
it can honestly happen if the male slips out and goes south and then goes back in without washing it. it's caused by any fecal matter that could've gotten on the head. try wiping your butt with wipes since they get everything. hope you get pregnant soon. (:
GhostFox 34
I have no idea where you got that, but it's completely wrong. Chlamydia cannot be spontaneously contracted from just switching from anal to vaginal penetration. Chlamydia has to be contracted from sex with a carrier, contaminated blood, or the very tiny chance of picking it up from a surface and touching your eyes. The bacteria that causes chlamydia is not something naturally found in healthy adults. Going from anal to vaginal without cleaning can cause pelvis, uterine, ovarian, and urinary tract infections however. I don't know who told you that, but they misinformed you either intentionally or accidentally.
Nawshi 7
Watch mean girls
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
congrats