Today, after trying for months for a baby, I finally got a positive test. For chlamydia. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, after months of trying for a baby and telling me how he wants a family and can't wait to have a kid with me, my boyfriend was relieved when I got a negative home test, saying he's not ready for kids yet. I took another test this morning. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, one day after our 12-year wedding anniversary, which my husband failed to acknowledge, I found a receipt in his pocket for chlamydia testing. We haven't had sex in two years. FML
Yeet it
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
Good or bad news?
Today, I decided I was gonna take a pregnancy test after being two months late. I bought two because I was sure it would give me a positive. That same night I got my period. FML
Dodged a bullet
Today, I went to the doctor's office after getting a positive pregnancy test. She did another one to confirm the result, which came back negative. My husband is wandering around with a great big smile on his face, because he isn't going to "have a rugrat." FML
Classic Dave
Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
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enxhi96 21
Maybe you should have done std tests before taking the condoms off? Just a thought...
SoloAutotunE 17
At least that's one of the STIs that are curable and not something like herpes or aids
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Comments (88)
moo77_fml 20
Suggesting you're in a relationship and if so you need to question where it came from before bringing a baby into the world
askullnamedbilly 33
A previous partner? Chlamydia is asymptomatic in a lot of patients and most people don't get tested for STDs unless they have symptoms. She could've caught it from him, but she could've also had it the entire time. It's also possible that this is why they haven't gotten pregnant, chlamydia can damage a woman's uterus and lead to fertility issues.
penguinpinz 8
That sucks. I guess your partner should have told you or they cheated
ChippyChoppy 21
I would say use a condom, but......
gracehi 33
Adoption: It's the best way to have kids without having sex.
bad_boyfriend 10
I don't know about the UK, but in the US the average adoption costs around $10k. It is not an easy or cheap process
nicmack95 16
Neither is having a child in general, no matter if you adopt or have a child naturally, it's still going to be a hell of an expensive journey.
pandemonium307 10
Sex is the fun part of making the baby though....
EcchiShojo 4
There is always the chance for immaculate conception. Your child could be the second coming.
isaac_newton 17
Well having your own is cheaper. You have to feed both of them and buy both of them clothes. But the adopted one comes with an immediate charge of. A couple thousand
gracehi 33
Baustigt is the only one who got it. :/
moodyreallyrocks 27
Got to be careful OP!! Hope you feel better soon..
pandemonium307 10
If the jerk gave you chlamydia, it's probably for the best that loser won't be the father of your child. It's probably also the reason he hasn't been able to get you pregnant. Untreated it can lead to fertility issues.
askullnamedbilly 33
It's also possible that SHE is the one who got chlamydia from a previous relationship or one night stand and only recently started to show symptoms. A lot of people don't get regular STD tests, so if she was asymptomatic or confused the symptoms with a standard UTI, she could've been positive for a long time.
Jnerdy97 13
Why does everyone assume that she's with multiple dudes? Let me guess, double standard? Since she's a woman that she tosses herself around like a piece of meat. More than likely her boyfriend gave it to her. Not multiple dudes.
soulreaper12296 28
Why is it safe to assume that it's the guy's fault? Because it's cool for guys to sleep around with women whenever they want? Either one of them could have gotten it from a previous relationship and never showed any symptoms of it.
LatelyBananah 14
Maybe because she wants a kid with him not the mailman. Or els she woudn't look so surprise.
Addapus 14
Usually you Stick to 1 man When trying for a baby.
Apparentlyacunt 18
Usually it only Takes 1 man When catching an STD
ChiefKoala 30
OKAY. 1.) Someone can have it for YEARS and not even know until they get tested. 2.) IT only takes one goddamn person to give it to you. Not everyone's a cheating prick you half-wit. Don't be such a judgmental prick. She could've gotten WAY before this man, and not even cheated. OR HE could've gotten it WAY before this woman, and not even cheated. And I know this because we actually had sex ed, and I'm going into med school.
dpow123 3
Buuuuut is it chlamydia AND a baby?
peteto818 28
Probably not, since having chlamydia makes getting pregnant almost impossible.
Country_Mama_93 3
Fun fact of the day, we were all surprised when my step daughter made it to 18 std and pregnancy free. 3 months after she turned 18 she got pregnant, and 5 months after she turned 18 she got chlamydia from the cheating father of the child.
Apparentlyacunt 18
People can have Chlamydia for many years without knowing, unless they get tested, that's why it's the most common STD. It isn't exclusively mutual to cheaters and people who sleep around. A virgin could catch it from someone who has been celibate for years.
peteto818 28
Thank you! People are so judgemental accuming she's been sleeping around or her partner is a cheater.
Apparentlyacunt 18
At least no one has come up with the overused 'ex boyfriend' comment yet.