Anonymous
Hull, United Kingdom
Today, after trying for months for a baby, I finally got a positive test. For chlamydia. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Linköping, Sweden
Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Anonymous
Today, after months of trying for a baby and telling me how he wants a family and can't wait to have a kid with me, my boyfriend was relieved when I got a negative home test, saying he's not ready for kids yet. I took another test this morning. I'm pregnant. FML
Justkillme
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Piggirl
Today, one day after our 12-year wedding anniversary, which my husband failed to acknowledge, I found a receipt in his pocket for chlamydia testing. We haven't had sex in two years. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Yeet it
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
Bombaclotttt
Good or bad news?
Today, I decided I was gonna take a pregnancy test after being two months late. I bought two because I was sure it would give me a positive. That same night I got my period. FML
mama
Dodged a bullet
Today, I went to the doctor's office after getting a positive pregnancy test. She did another one to confirm the result, which came back negative. My husband is wandering around with a great big smile on his face, because he isn't going to "have a rugrat." FML
not the mama
Hesperia, United States
Classic Dave
Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML
rawr_fml001
Brampton, Canada
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
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enxhi96 21
Maybe you should have done std tests before taking the condoms off? Just a thought...
SoloAutotunE 17
At least that's one of the STIs that are curable and not something like herpes or aids
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Comments (88)
boredafthisyear 11
lmao!
annalily5 28
1. Always get yourself and your partner tested before having sex, or at least sex without a condom. Always test after a new partner too. 2. If the two of of you did test before hand, and both came up clean, time to get a new baby daddy (assuming you didn't cheat). 3. Make sure he gets tested too, and starts treatment. Even if he was stepping out, we don't need greater spread of STDs in the world.
megzaros 13
That's rough. I'm sorry, OP :(
pike1346 3
Damn
Adrian78017 4
:'(