Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask out the girl I liked. I got her a nice bracelet for her birthday and asked her on a date when I gave it to her. "Aww, you're so sweet!" was the response to the gift. Her response to the date proposal? "Wait, you aren't gay?" FML
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML
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perdix 31
Unless you have just started fourth grade, then you've been putting off asking her out for a hell of a lot longer than three weeks! (If you are just starting fourth grade, you are too young to date (except if you are perdix, but he was an exception)) You've probably put on this gay act to get close to her. Girls are rightfully suspicious of the motivations of straight guys, but often let their guard down to non-threatening gay ones. Now, if you were clever, you'd tell her that she "straightened" you out ;) (I hope this gets in before the inevitable dreaded "Comments are deactivated.")
Yeah_Thats_Me 0
Sirin I'm gay.
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Comments (103)
zanysage 0
that's how girls say a NO. Did you get it?
solofx12 0
Your a fail
Sparkiee93 3
Since the third grade? For only 3 weeks? So you're still in 3rd grade? It's okay, at your age, 8, it's easy to get over such things, just throw sand in her backpack.
georgiar0x 0
sucks to be u ;P
bfad2010 0
who are you? kickass? haha
IceMetalPunk 2
Ouch. I kind of know how you feel. My best friend of 5 years only realized I wasn't gay in the past 6 months; I had no idea she thought I was. On the bright side, she now has first-hand experience that I'm not ;) .
lolatlifehahaha 0
How come no one has mentioned the possibility that the girl has has liked OP all along but has never dared make a move cos she thought OP was gay? Seems to me like that's why she was smiling at first only to ask the question next...
Draeven_fml 0
Well if you can take it in the ass, surely, you should be able to take a joke.
supahnazi 0
i thot he ment "putting it off" as in masturbating lol
varkey 7
um, why didn't you just tell her you were straight? i don't really see what the FML is here.