Love, Intimacy, Dance, Awkward and Texting: Disappointing

Disappointing

By WhoopsIDidItAgain - 05/11/2021 09:00 - United States - Morgantown

Today, I realized that just because he danced with you, groped you, and told you he wants to sleep with you, doesn't mean that he likes you and won't leave you on "delivered" for days. FML

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Plop 17

Friday 5 November 2021 19:03

Well, yeah, the guy literally said he just wants to **** you, not that he wants to have a relationship. Next time around, I suggest you don't go for the thirstiest guy in a 10 miles radius.

diraven 15

Sunday 7 November 2021 4:48

What's "delivered"? Is he a mailman?

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Plop 17

Friday 5 November 2021 19:03

Well, yeah, the guy literally said he just wants to **** you, not that he wants to have a relationship. Next time around, I suggest you don't go for the thirstiest guy in a 10 miles radius.