I'd love to see a flatmate interview that starts with: "are you housebroken?"

I would move out or kick her out

Thank you for the ever-wise insight, 64, as your input is always appreciated and never fucking annoying due to your Captain Obvious-esque remarks. She is indeed moving out, by the way.

^ This. I wish I could give this a thumbs up.

Me too

Hopefully a better roommate will soon arrive. All a matter of luck with who you get.

That's your roommate's way of telling you: "Don't worry I'll only act like this for nine months"

You mean out of there, right? That roommate sounds batshit crazy and OP needs to get out of there and find a new roomie.

Negative. Op should buy a rug and say she loves it, place it outside. Thus, sorting the problem. In all seriousness though, I'd be getting out of there in a second.

Yes, moseby the shit out of her

10- Haha, yes! "The Ted Mosby" is guarenteed to work.

It's not that everyone has an insane roommate. You just never hear about the good ones. Especially not on FML

That was quite an answer. it sounds surprisingly legit to me ..

I'll keep that in mind, thanks.

I've had to do this once before as well