By sniperkit - 26/02/2013 00:44 - United States - Traverse City

Today, I was feeling generous, so I made my roommate's favorite meal for her when she got home. When she did return home, she flipped her shit for no reason, screaming that she would pee on everything I love. Considering our history, I'm going to start checking my things for urine. FML
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sniperkit 10

Thank you for the ever-wise insight, 64, as your input is always appreciated and never ******* annoying due to your Captain Obvious-esque remarks. She is indeed moving out, by the way.

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SApprentice 34

You supplied food, thereby raising your status in the pack. Feeling threatened, your alpha roommate has merely expressed her wish to reacertain her dominance by marking her territory- which includes you and all of your possessions. I suggest you puff yourself up as much as possible and maintain silent, steady eye contact with her. She may be stronger than you now, but if you seem threatening enough she won't want to fight you. Then, and only then, will you be able to live peacefully beside her within the confines of your lands.

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sirpantselot 22

I'd love to see a flatmate interview that starts with: "are you housebroken?"

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tjv3 10

I would move out or kick her out

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sniperkit 10

Thank you for the ever-wise insight, 64, as your input is always appreciated and never ******* annoying due to your Captain Obvious-esque remarks. She is indeed moving out, by the way.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

^ This. I wish I could give this a thumbs up.

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travinator90 9

Hopefully a better roommate will soon arrive. All a matter of luck with who you get.

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iLike2Teabag 27

She's marking her territory. You better start doing the same.

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MyNameIsViet 15

That's your roommate's way of telling you: "Don't worry I'll only act like this for nine months"

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hama806 19

You mean out of there, right? That roommate sounds batshit crazy and OP needs to get out of there and find a new roomie.

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Dead_Fox 17

Get her a doggie pee pad. With any luck this will solve your problem.

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CareFace 16

Negative. Op should buy a rug and say she loves it, place it outside. Thus, sorting the problem. In all seriousness though, I'd be getting out of there in a second.

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Lordalucad 9

Tell her you love her. That'll teach her.

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AssTard 15

10- Haha, yes! "The Ted Mosby" is guarenteed to work.

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astralvagan 20

Sounds like she needs a nap..... Or start putting Xanax in her meal...

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incendiaaa 23

how is it that everyone has insane roommates...

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Wederoney 16

It's not that everyone has an insane roommate. You just never hear about the good ones. Especially not on FML

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mackdeezy 22

Its better to be pissed off than.... on second thought, RUN, OP!

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Wederoney 16

I hate ungrateful bastards... and crazy people. But most of all, I hate the combination of both.

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SApprentice 34

You supplied food, thereby raising your status in the pack. Feeling threatened, your alpha roommate has merely expressed her wish to reacertain her dominance by marking her territory- which includes you and all of your possessions. I suggest you puff yourself up as much as possible and maintain silent, steady eye contact with her. She may be stronger than you now, but if you seem threatening enough she won't want to fight you. Then, and only then, will you be able to live peacefully beside her within the confines of your lands.

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Quasar55_fml 18

That was quite an answer. it sounds surprisingly legit to me ..

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sniperkit 10

I'll keep that in mind, thanks.

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dukie420 4

I've had to do this once before as well

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