FML : Today, I was feeling generous, so I made my roommate's favorite meal for her when she got home. When she did return home, she flipped her shit for no reason,...

Today, I was feeling generous, so I made my roommate's favorite meal for her when she got home. When she did return home, she flipped her shit for no reason, screaming that she would pee on everything I love. Considering our history, I'm going to start checking my things for urine. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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Thank you for the ever-wise insight, 64, as your input is always appreciated and never fucking annoying due to your Captain Obvious-esque remarks. She is indeed moving out, by the way.

By sniperkit - / Tuesday 26 February 2013 00:44 / United States - Traverse City

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By heyitsvanessaa | 9

#5383951 - Tuesday 26 February 2013 10:10

Or start looking for a new roommate..

By SApprentice | 33

#5383976 - Tuesday 26 February 2013 10:30

You supplied food, thereby raising your status in the pack. Feeling threatened, your alpha roommate has merely expressed her wish to reacertain her dominance by marking her territory- which includes you and all of your possessions. I suggest you puff yourself up as much as possible and maintain silent, steady eye contact with her. She may be stronger than you now, but if you seem threatening enough she won't want to fight you. Then, and only then, will you be able to live peacefully beside her within the confines of your lands.

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By heyitsvanessaa | 9

#5383951 - Tuesday 26 February 2013 10:10

Or start looking for a new roommate..

sirpantselot | 22

#5383981 - Tuesday 26 February 2013 10:35

I'd love to see a flatmate interview that starts with: "are you housebroken?"

tjv3 | 10

#5385095 - Wednesday 27 February 2013 3:28

I would move out or kick her out

sniperkit | 10

#5385101 - Wednesday 27 February 2013 3:38

Thank you for the ever-wise insight, 64, as your input is always appreciated and never fucking annoying due to your Captain Obvious-esque remarks. She is indeed moving out, by the way.

5t3ff1k4h | 43

#5390182 - Saturday 2 March 2013 21:56

^ This. I wish I could give this a thumbs up.

anyoldnamewilldo | 23

#5402905 - Tuesday 12 March 2013 21:58

Me too

travinator90 | 9

#5456665 - Saturday 20 April 2013 3:59

Hopefully a better roommate will soon arrive. All a matter of luck with who you get.

By iLike2Teabag | 27

#5383952 - Tuesday 26 February 2013 10:11

She's marking her territory. You better start doing the same.

MyNameIsViet | 15

#5384187 - Tuesday 26 February 2013 14:58

That's your roommate's way of telling you:

"Don't worry I'll only act like this for nine months"

By mimiminx | 23

#5383953 - Tuesday 26 February 2013 10:12

Get in there first!

hama806 | 19

#5384026 - Tuesday 26 February 2013 12:01

You mean out of there, right? That roommate sounds batshit crazy and OP needs to get out of there and find a new roomie.

By Dead_Fox | 17

#5383954 - Tuesday 26 February 2013 10:12

Get her a doggie pee pad. With any luck this will solve your problem.

CareFace | 16

#5384104 - Tuesday 26 February 2013 13:30

Negative. Op should buy a rug and say she loves it, place it outside. Thus, sorting the problem.

In all seriousness though, I'd be getting out of there in a second.