By Scarlett - 12/05/2017 21:00 - Brazil

Today, I was getting a visit from a co-worker when my 6-year-old son came in to ask me where the ointment was. I said that it was in my room, so he went there and soon came back with a tube of KY jelly asking "is this it, mom?" I died. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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It is an ointment, isn't it? We may debate the precise definition, but for a six-year-old, it's close enough. Was your cause of death vaginal dryness or rough anal?

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species4872 19

Why? your co-worker probably has it as well. It's very popular.........so I'm told.

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species4872 19

Why? your co-worker probably has it as well. It's very popular.........so I'm told.

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RichardPencil 30
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It is an ointment, isn't it? We may debate the precise definition, but for a six-year-old, it's close enough. Was your cause of death vaginal dryness or rough anal?

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maikeru1979 23
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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flamingarrow59 21
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it was a joke calm down

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iseebearbears 27
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Oh shut up. The OP didn't even use the word literally.

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RockPrincess26 16
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I agree. Check out my comment about OP's mistakes.

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Arashikage 18
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I can tell already people don't invite you to parties

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Lalala579121 27
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Nah, OP did die. Clearly they posted this from the afterlife. Or am I the only one who sees OP's location as "The Aether"?

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RpiesSPIES 27

Who stores jelly in their bedroom? Silly OP. I wouldn't be surprised if your coworker gave you strange looks. Please don't think I'm serious.

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Lobby_Bee 17

There are other uses for KY Jelly, it's not JUST for personal lubrication. It works wonders on door hinges, ball bearings, and general metal to metal contact surfaces.

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RockPrincess26 16
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You have so many errors. It's CAME, not cam. IT, not I. And you're completely missing the word WITH.

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HappyLilFishie 10
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And missing closing quotation marks after the question mark.

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Lalala579121 27
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You started a sentence with the word "and". Pot, meet kettle.

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RockPrincess26 16
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I guess you've never read a real book. Authors ALWAYS have at least one sentence starting with "And." So suck on that.

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species4872 19

You people are certainly on a roll.

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Ellie Schwartz 1
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Punctuation, such as a period, goes inside the quotation marks.

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BARNEYSTINSON315 10
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Look at the grammatical errors in this one. While I agree that this is a good FML, is seriously NOBODY moderating these things anymore?

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pro_panda_ganda 10
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The general rule is - if you're mortified about other people finding out what you're doing, perhaps you shouldn't be doing it in the first place.

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jessicasoho 13
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Kids are signs the parents have sex. KY shouldn't ensue embarrassment. A giant novelty imitation silicone horse cock dripping with AstroGlide might do the trick thou.

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