By Scarlett - 12/05/2017 21:00 - Brazil
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It is an ointment, isn't it? We may debate the precise definition, but for a six-year-old, it's close enough. Was your cause of death vaginal dryness or rough anal?
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Show it anywayit was a joke calm down
Oh shut up. The OP didn't even use the word literally.
I agree. Check out my comment about OP's mistakes.
I can tell already people don't invite you to parties
Nah, OP did die. Clearly they posted this from the afterlife. Or am I the only one who sees OP's location as "The Aether"?
You have so many errors. It's CAME, not cam. IT, not I. And you're completely missing the word WITH.
And missing closing quotation marks after the question mark.
You started a sentence with the word "and". Pot, meet kettle.
I guess you've never read a real book. Authors ALWAYS have at least one sentence starting with "And." So suck on that.
Punctuation, such as a period, goes inside the quotation marks.
Look at the grammatical errors in this one. While I agree that this is a good FML, is seriously NOBODY moderating these things anymore?
The general rule is - if you're mortified about other people finding out what you're doing, perhaps you shouldn't be doing it in the first place.
Kids are signs the parents have sex. KY shouldn't ensue embarrassment. A giant novelty imitation silicone horse **** dripping with AstroGlide might do the trick thou.
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It is an ointment, isn't it? We may debate the precise definition, but for a six-year-old, it's close enough. Was your cause of death vaginal dryness or rough anal?
Why? your co-worker probably has it as well. It's very popular.........so I'm told.