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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2013 17:04 - United States

Today, while video chatting with my girlfriend, who lives on the other side of the country, I thought I'd play a song for her on my guitar. The string broke and hit me in the face. I burst into tears and had to hang up. FML

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By tommy - 20/12/2011 22:41 - United States

Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML

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By nicrus - 15/09/2016 20:13 - Norway

Today, my girlfriend and her mother bought a hanger for my $2000 guitar as a birthday present. They wanted to surprise me by hanging it on the wall. They screwed it upside down, so before I came home it fell off and my guitar broke. FML

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By Egtat216 - 29/07/2016 22:03 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, whilst tuning my guitar, one of the steel strings snapped and hit me in the face. Now I'm on my way to my first date with the girl of my dreams, and I'm wearing an eye patch and have a thick red line across my face. FML

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By ButtWorthSingingBout - 01/01/2015 18:16 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 18:14 - Canada

Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML

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By jooshuarr - 18/06/2010 23:09 - Spain

Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML

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By ditsy - 15/07/2010 09:17 - United States

Today, I was on webcam for the first time with a guy I've been texting for a while. Trying to show off my guitar skills, I lean down to pick it up and fell on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2013 01:55 - China - Shanghai

Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML

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AgentMull 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 2:32

How close was your girlfriend to your guitar? Was she making out with it? I don't see how a string would have hit her unless she was right next to it.

RARE 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 2:35

My string just broke on Monday. Oh wait...its wednesday...Maybe I should buy new strings. By the way I know how you feel about this. Its tough being a sexy musician.

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laureysa 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 3:44

aww.. that sucks )=

mehwhateverr 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 3:46

That's adorable. You seem like a good boyfriend. :) FYL, though. If she's a good girlfriend, then she'll still appreciate the cute gesture.

Ender_ 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 3:50

Get new strings, and try again. Write a song about how sorry you are in the dark. Play it outside her window at 2am to show your love. By the way, only my first sentence was a serious suggestion.

jaleb 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 3:47

awwww that sucks =[

classicalteen 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 3:50

oooooh those hurt :]

jSOPURE 3

Thursday 7 May 2009 3:57

#14- Cleaning fml.com one post at a time. Sorry, that must have hurt. But it's the thought that counts! :)

krisFrAnHeehar 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 4:00

awwwww! thats so sweet, im sure she'll forgive you :)

sondramcfail 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 4:00

You get 2 thumbs up for even attempting! :) Aw. I'm sure she'd understand...

Yulia_fml 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 4:01

#24, there's no such thing as proper English. There are different varieties, some that are more or less socially prestigious in different countries, but no variety is more proper than another. Ask a linguist. I hope your girlfriend doesn't keep grudges, cause it's still incredibly sweet that you wrote a song for her!