Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend went down on me for the first time. Just as I was reaching climax, my brother raced into the bathroom right next to my door and began to vomit extremely loudly. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I finally met my girlfriend's family. When it was time for dinner, I was sent upstairs to get her brother. When I walked in, he was laid out on his bed getting a rimjob from his cousin. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I found out that when my girlfriend said she gave up sex for lent, it was just with me and not my brother. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, for the first time, I made a guy get a boner and make out with me. This would've been great if it hadn't been a dream, and if the guy in question hadn't been my brother. FML
Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded. It came from his car bumping up and down while we drove down a pot-holed road. FML
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Top comments
ellisp1 15
Next time, you won't knock because you'll be with someone different and more loyal.
sohigh10 34
Well I mean.. after months of trying and hitting the bullseye in one go with your brother.. maybe you two weren't exactly meant to be
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Comments (48)
nicoleeeee_94 10
wow. I hope she's an ex now... so not cool of your brother either! you'll find someone so much better who will be loyal to you!
LARC_UoGuelph 9
Your brother is a dick and should not use it on your girlfriend.
waleedma 18
Get some tips for next girlfriend
NostalgiaFreak9 43
There won't be a next time, because you'll hopefully dump that bitch and cut that backstabbing ************ you have for a brother out of your life.
Bibblejomin 18
Yeah, you'll knock alright. Knock his ******* head against a wall so hard that he can't speak right for the next decade.
thejokingguy13 12
I read this and got extremely pissed, thanks @op
MrZed_fml 11
Well? Knock him out next time you see him
Rty 12
I don't know about you but if my brother did that he would have the living shit kicked out of him.
Coolercatthanyou 6
Hurts right in the gut, OP. Im sorry you have to feel that.
WellCrap5189 11
Is your brother a twin? She may have just gotten confused? ;)
Regisord413 10
OP's username is Lil Bro. Yeah, I'm sure they're definitely twins.